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La Teta Asustada

The Milk of Sorrow
The Frightened Tit

Peru/Spain 2009
produced by
Antonio Chavarrías, Claudia Llosa, José María Morales for Oberón Cinematográfica, Vela Producciones, Wanda Visión
directed by Claudia Llosa
starring Magaly Solier, Susi Sánchez, Efraín Solís, Marino Ballón, Antolín Prieto, Maria del Pilar Guerrero
written by Claudia Llosa, music by Selma Mutal

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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During the Civil War in the 1980's, Fausta's (Magaly Solier) mother was raped while pregnant with her. According to Peruvian folklore, that makes Fausta suffer from something called the fearful tit, which means she's terribly afraid of sexuality and of men as such - so much so that she inserts a potato in her vagina and lets it grow there to keep herself from being raped herself. Then though her mother dies, and when Fausta, who has been living with mum in the slums of Lima lately, wants to arrange for a transport back to her hometown in the Andes, she has to realize she lacks the money to do so - and thus accepts a job as maid at composer Aida's (Susi Sánchez) place, with her boss knowing nothing about her dead mother and everything. Aida though soon grows curious about the songs Fausta and her mother have made up and uses them as inspiration for her own compositions, promising Fausta pearls (she needs in order to pay for her mother's funeral) in return ... but never paying up, so much so that in the end, Fausta steals the pearls, but faints or is raped (it's not made clear) during her getaway, and it's only thanks to Aida's gardener (Efrain Solis) whom Fausta has slowly started to trust that she does get away in the end. And ultimately, she takes mum back home - but on the road there decides to not go all the way but instead bury mum at the beach because she would have liked it.

 

A film that has been made first and foremost to please the arthouse and world cinema crowd: It has everything from an indigenous girl from the slums to the obligatory rape is bad-message, from a realist depiction of poverty to an anti-capitalist subplot, from a (diffuse) political subtext to local folklore (including music), from (heavy-handed) symbolism to a burning piano.

Now all of these elements are perfectly ok and could have made a great film, but unfortunately, La Teta Asustada is not one, because while all its elements are in the right places, the film pretty much sucks once it comes to storytelling or character motivations. In terms of storytelling, the film somehow does not succeed to see the main narrative it has set up at the beginning through to the end, instead throws in new subplots every now and again, and in the end just abandons about half of them without any kind of resolution. Likewise, the characters are just there, they just exist, there is nothing in terms of character development, on the contrary, they remain disappointingly two-dimensional throughout, and the only reason we actually care for Fausta is because Magaly Solier gives a compelling performance, not because her character is well-written.

Having said all that, the film is not all bad, as mentioned above, Magaly Solier's performance is flawless and actually better than her character would have allowed, the film's direction is subtle, and its camerawork is great in its simplicity - one just wishes there would have been a better script that supports the positive aspects of the film rather than pleasing the arthouse crowd ... and yet it seems the filmmaker's tactics have paid off since La Teta Asustada, certainly no masterpiece, has taken home the Golden Bear at the Berlinale 2009, besides quite a few other awards.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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