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Texas, Brooklyn and Heaven

USA 1948
produced by
Robert Golden for Robert S. Golden Productions/United Artists
directed by William Castle
starring Guy Madison, Diana Lynn, James Dunn, Michael Chekhov, Florence Bates, Lionel Stander, William Frawley, Roscoe Karns, Margaret Hamilton, Irene Ryan, Colin Campbell, Clem Bevans, Moyna MacGill, Audie Murphy
screenplay by Lewis Melther, based on the story Eddie and the Archangel Mike by Barry Benefield, music by Arthur Lange

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Texas journalist Eddie (Guy Madison) inherits a few thousand Dollars - just enough to give up his job and move to New York with plans to become a Broadway playwright. On the way there though, he has an accident but is saved and nursed back to health by Perry (Diana Lynn), who thinks he's a criminal on the run, but she helps him anyhow and even accompanies him to NYC, where they part ways and she wants to become a stable girl in Brooklyn - but with little success. She struggles to get another job, but the one job she does get, as a Coney Island Water Nymph, she loses due to Eddie's well-meant but ill-placed interference. She does pick up and reform an aging female pickpocket (Florence Bates) though and tells everyone she's her and Eddie's mother.

Eddie meanwhile finds it impossible to place his play on Broadway, and after a series of failures, he's ready to give up ... when he runs into barkeep Mike (James Dunn), who after a drunken night leads him to Gaboolian's (Michael Chekhov) Riding Academy, basically a warehouse full of mechanical horses, camels, elephants and the like with each having a certain theme and backdrop to them. He figures working at Gaboolian's would be the perfect job for Perry, and since Gaboolian simply cannot afford to pay an assistant, he secretly pays her wages out of his own pocket. However, his money eventually runs out and he decides to go back to Texas - but upon saying good-bye, he and Perry (finally) confess their love to one another, and they end up buying Gaboolian's Academy - and at first lose tons of money on it, until on Christmas Eve, they find the perfect the perfect pitch for it involving a bunch of drunk Santa Claus's and the police. Once the place it's making enough money to sustain itself though, Eddie and Perry sell it and go back to Texas to buy a ranch.

In his first role, Audie Murphy plays a copyboy in one of the first scenes of this movie.

 

There are likeable characters in this movie, witty dialogue and a few enjoyably absurd plot elements ... and yet, Texas, Brooklyn and Heaven just doesn't fall together. Basically, the film is short on central conflict (even for a romantic comedy), too many of the more interesting subplots are underdeveloped, the more colourful characters (especially Lionel Stander's hilarious bellhop/bookie) seem to fade into and out of the story at random, and the happy ending comes far too expected (even considering this is strictly a formula movie).

Not a total tranwreck of a movie, there are many good things here and there (as mentioned above), but a major rewrite would have done the film loads of good!

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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