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Trans-Europ-Express

France 1966
produced by
Samy Halfon for Como Film, Lux Film
directed by Alain Robbe-Grillet
starring Jean-Louis Trintignant, Marie-France Pisier, Nadine Verdier, Christian Barbier, Charles Millot, Daniel Emilfork, Henri Lambert, Alain Robbe-Grillet, Catherine Robbe-Grillet, Paul Louyet, Virginie Vignon, Gérard Palabrat, Raoul Guylad, Rezy Norbert, Salkin, Ariane Sapriel, Ivo Pauwels, Clo Vanesco
written by Alain Robbe-Grillet, music by Michel Fano

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Elias (Jean-Louis Trintignant) is a drugrunner, bringing drugs from Paris, France to Antwerp, Belgium via the Trans Europ Express. He's a rookie though, so his Belgian boss Frank (Charles Millot) puts him through a variety of tests, some of them pretty bizarre, and even hooks him up with prostitute Eva (Marie-France Pisier), who Elias loves to play S/M games with without knowing she's actually part of the gang he's working for. Eventually, Elias gets so confused by the tests his gang is putting him through that he accidently gives his game away to cop Lorentz (Henri Lambert), whom he believes to be a member of the gang as well. It's only after that that he learns he has now been accepted into the gang, and his first assignment is to go back to Paris and return to Antwerp with another suitcase full of drugs.

Once back in Antwerp, Elias has to realize that Eva is actually in league with cop Lorentz, and during a bondage sex game, he strangles her to death to save his own hide. Lorentz figures this is exactly what he had needed to bust the drugring Elias is working for wide open, so he sets up an S/M show in a nightclub starring a girl resembling Eva remarkably - and Elias is lured to it like a bee to honey ... and he's shot by Frank before he can be apprehended by the cops.

 

Now the story of this film is far-fetched, frequently strains the suspension of disbelief beyond breaking point, and is full of plotholes - but all of this is 100% intended, because there is another dimension, another layer of reality to the film, in which a director (Alain Robbe-Grillet himself) discusses the very story of the film, which is supposed to be the story of his next movie, with his two assistants while travelling the Trans Europ Express to Antwerp, and while they are discussing the plot, the director tries to iron out all plotholes and unevennesses (not always successful), and frequently, interesting subplots are dropped just like that because they wouldn't have made much sense in the context of the film's main crime thriller story.

 

The result of all this is a fascinating game with genre elements, the hommage of an intellectual to mindless pulps, and also great fun to watch, basically because Alain Robbe-Grillet has managed to make his film an intellectual play on genre-filmmaking without being brain-heavy, and there is no question that this man loves the very pulps his film is inspired by, and while my synopsis might make this film sound rigid by concept, it's actually a narratively free-lowing piece of cinema that is easily to be enjoyed.

Recommended, actually.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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