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Unhuman

Thailand 2004
directed by Toranong Sricher
starring Sira Pathrat, Cholrada Mekratri, Suthita Ketanont, Khowit Wattanakul, Phimpan Bhurananaphimp, Nivait Kanthairath, Narawan Nirattisai, Surachai Seang-arkart, Nutcha Songsuwan, Phupan Khantap, Phithak Sulwiwat, Yup Kan, Soranun R. Ekkawat

review by
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A group of youngsters watch a meteor shower, & see one of the meteor's crash into a castle nearby. The next day, when they go look for the crashed castle, they find a murdered man lieing in front of it. They report it to the police & are held for questioning by inspector Pichit (Sira Pathrat) for a full four hours.

So far so good, & in fact, so normal, too. But when they return to the crash site they find the army securing the area, & only because one of our youngsters, Doc (Cholrada Mekratri), is the daughter of the general (Nivait Kanthairath) are they not taken into custoda, instead they are given a madman, possibly the killer, to bring to the police for questioning.

At the police station, Pichit & Doc question the man but he goes insane & has to be shot. Now everybody decides to go to the jungle to look for clues, & the inspector seems more than happy to take the youngsters with him.

They seem to be not alone in the jungle though, since a battallion of soldiers roam the woods too, as well as a group of armed men from the sinister nearby research centre, led by doctor Mun (Khowit Wattanakul), & soon it becomes clear they hunt for monsters ... might it be aliens from the meteor, one wonders (well, not really, when there's a sinister research centre around, it's a pretty safe bet where the monsters come from.

So after much playing tag in the woods, Pichit & Doc decide to pay the research centre a little visit ... & of course, they find monsters galore there, obviously part of an illegal cloning & crossbreeding experiment, but they are soon captured by doctor Mun & his bitchy female colleague doctor Vitrasini (Suthita Ketanont).

Of course Pichit & Doc eventually break free, but at the worst possible moment, since by now pretty much all the monsters have decided to go wild, break out & wreak havoc ... our heroes escape nevertheless of course, & while fleeing they stumble over 2 benign clone creatures ...

Later, Doc learns her father the general has had a heart failure & needs a new heart, /& while she would gladly give hers she refuses to take one from the clone creatures who were originally only created for that purpose ... which leads to her & Pichit looking for the benign creatures, & their search leads to a Buddhist monk (of course), who fills them in on some of the backgrounds of the story: Doctor Mun & doctor Vitrasini have created clones to make a business out of dealing with human organs, but evil old hag Yaithong (Phimpan Bhurananaphimp) has brought them under her spell with some evil voodoo & now has them lead a rebellion against their creators, & somehow our benign creatures got caught in the middle of it.

In the finale, Yaithong seems to win the upper hand when she captures Doctors Mun & Vitrasini as well as Pichit & Doc & wants the former to zombiefy the latter, but then the clone creatures under her spell grow too much even for her, & soon enough everybody is at everybody else's throat, with all the baddies & bad creatures gunned down, blown up or buried under rubble of a collapsing building in the end, but also on e of the benign creatures gunned down, while all the good guys survive. & even thew general gets a new heart when the one surviving benign creature agrees to sacrifice himself ...

 

A wild mix of elements from the teen-slasher genre, 1950's science fiction, Predator, Frankenstein & H.G.Welles Island of Dr Moreau, to name just a few ... & for some reason it doesn't work at all.

The main reasons might be that the plot is just too clichéd & formulaic for its own good (even though - as noted above - the film has a wide array of sources to choose from), the characters seriously lack any motivation (why does Doc always have to get in the middle of it, why does she have to find the benign creatures when her father needs a new heart, & why does Doctor Vitrasini have to go skinnydipping in front of her whole staff to bait her creatures), & most of the plottwists that should keep the story going are heralded so much in advance that once they are there you hardly notice them anymore (like when its revealed the creatures are not aliens but clones from a sinister research centre). & above all, how do the youngsters manage to stroll through the woods unscathed while heavily armed troops get torn apart when trying the same ?

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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