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Dark Portals: The Chronicles of Vidocq

France 2001
produced by
Dominique Farrugia, Olivier Granier (executive) for RF2K, TF1, Canal+
directed by Pitof
starring Gérard Depardieu, Guillaume Canet, Inés Sastre, André Dussollier, Edith Scob, Moussa Maaskri, Jean-Pierre Gos, Isabelle Renauld, Jean-Pol Dubois, André Penvern, Gilles Arbona, Jean-Marc Thibault, Francois Chattot, Elsa Kikoine, Fred Ulysse, Luc-Antoine Diquéro, Akonio Dolo, Nathalie Bécue, Pierre Macherez, Michel Lefèvre, Dominique Zardi
written by Jean-Christophe Grangé, Pitof, music by Bruno Coulais, character designer: Marc Caro, special effects by Les Versaillais

Vidocq

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1830, times of civil unrest in France: For months, famed criminologist Vidocq (Gérard Depardieu) has been following the Alchemist, a hooded villain wearing a mirror mask, now finally he has tracked him down in the glassworks ... but in their showdown, Vidocq perishes when he falls into a burning furnace ... but not without first getting a look at the Alchemist's real face under the mask.

Vidocq's biographer Etienne Boisset (Guillaume Canet) cannot accept the fact of Vidocq's death, so he meticulously retraces his steps, which start with a case of three men (Jean-Pol Dubois, André Penvern, Gilles Arbona) having been killed by lightning, and leads to exotic dancer Préah (Inés Sastre), a popular whorehouse, a revolutionary journalist (Francois Chattot), the opium addicted wife (Isabelle Renauld) of one of the deceased ... and to a terrible secret: Fact is, the three dead men wanted to achieve eternal youth, but when they realized they were getting on a bit, they turned to the mysterious Alchemist for help - who promised to mix them the potion of eternal youth if they just sent him enough virgins, whose blood he needed for the potion ... and since the three men had more than enough money, it was no problem to acquire little girls from the poor ...

However, on one hand, the Alchemist was using the blood of the virgins for his own end - he was making a mask that can steal people's souls out of it -, on the other hand, his three customers got cold feet, so they had to die.

Finally, with the help of Préah and Vidoqc's partner Nimier (Moussa Maaskri), Boisset tracks down the only witness to Vidocq's death - and to his surprise the witness turns out to be Vidoqc himself, who didn't die in the furnace after all but saw an escape route of all things in the Alchemist's mirror mask. Then though Boisset turns out to be the Alchemist, and they have their showdown all over again, and in the end, Vidocq defeats the Alchemist in a room of mirrors (which reflect his mask's soul-stealing powers) and ultimately slays him with a sharp piece of mirror and throws him into the river Seine ... to his death, one wonders ...

 

There is no doubt, Vidocq, a film based on the historical figure of famed criminal turned criminologist Francois-Eugène Vidocq but not his biography, is a feast for the eye, the visual style of the film is next to perfect, a succession of carefully composed images and breathtaking setpieces that blend real-life action and occasional CGI-effects far better than most contemporary big budget Hollywood flicks.

Unfortunately though, the film, a confusing blend of down-to-earth murder mystery and far-out horror-fantasy, is far from perfect on a plot level, as a murder mystery it is way too full of plotholes, when the supernatural elements set in, the film loses direction and the showdown in the room of mirrors is almost ridiculous. Plus, the central character of the biographer Boisset remains disappointingly flat during most of the film, and Guillaume Canet does little to bring him to life. And besides all that, the film resembles Alex Cox' earlier (and better) Death and the Compass (1992) much too closely to be mere coincidence ...

This all is not to say that Vidocq is utter shit, the film definitely has its moments - but it could have been so much better with a better script.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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