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Australia 2003
produced by
Richard Franklin, Jennifer Hadden for Bayside Pictures
directed by Richard Franklin
starring Radha Mitchell, Susannah York, Ray Barrett, Dominic Purcell, Tottie Goldsmith, Che Timmins, Christopher Kirby, Steven Grives, Jan Friedl, Donni Frizzell, Phil Ceberano, Roberta Connelly, Diana Greentree
written by Everett De Roche, music by Nerida Tyson-Chew

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Georgia (Radha Mitchell) embarks on a solo cruise around the world in her yacht, sponsored by Monné cosmetics, a deal Georgia's fiancé & manager Luke (Dominic Purcell) has personally fixed with Monné's owner/boss, lovely Casey (Tottie Goldsmith) - with whom he will soon start an affair.

Georgia seems to crack up quite soon though, as she starts talking with her cat (voiced by Steven Grives) & every now & again imagines her boat is entered.

That while she's away, her mom Susannah York) commits suicide & appears to her as a ghost blaming Georgia for her death doesn't make things any easier, & eventually, her dad (Ray Barrett) dies too  & also comes to visit her - but he only helps her out with good advice. Then pirates attack the boat & she shoots one of them dead with her flare gun. Luke, worried about her both because of the pirates & because of her mental state, wants to terminate the assignement & get her back, but she refuses, claiming he's only jealous because he tried a similar venture but didn't make it ...

Later Georgia realizes barnaces have colonized the bottom of her boat, which is not good, to put it mildly, & for her, the animals every now & again take on a human form, so she decides for a very drastic measure ... to burn clean the boat's surface, while she is hiding in a small compartment, fire exstinguisher in hand. & she really burns everything on the surface, even a few humans, real or imagined ... which is also a cleansing process for herself.

In the end, Georgia even makes peace with her mother, only a short time before she has made it round the world.

But when she sees all the people awaiting her in Sydney harbour, she just drops a container with her engagement ring into the water, to break up with Luke, & turns around to land at a more peaceful area. & would you know it, even her cat has stopped talking back.

 

Despite some nice, spooky, atmospheric scenes, the movie as a whole fails to convince. The script seriously lacks dramatic build-up (Georgia's strange hallucinations are there pretty much from the beginning), instead crams the story with cheap psychology, an endless string of needless subplots that more often than not just disappear at one point, conventiolnal horror scenes, too many scenes of "is it real or just her imagination" to really maintain interest, & an unnecessary sappy ending.

It could have been so much better with a good script.

 

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