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Tian Bian Yi Duo Yun

The Wayward Cloud

Taiwan/China/France 2004
produced by
Arena Films, Homegreen Films
directed by Tsai Ming-Liang
starring Lee Kang-Sheng, Chen Shiang-chyi, Lu Yi-Ching, Yang Kuei-Mei, Sumomo Yozakura, Hsiao Huan-Wen, Lin Hui-xun, Jao Kuo-Xuan, Hung Shu-Mei
written by Tsai Ming-Liang

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Taiwan is suffering from a drought, & therefore the water is shortened to the extreme, with the most popular  thing to drink soon being juice from watermelons, which are more popular now than ever ... so young Shiang-chyi (Chen Shiang-chyi) has to take desperate measures - collecting plastic water bottles, even from trash-bins, & steal water from toilets of public buildings. Eventually she meets Hsiao-kang (Lee Kang-sheng). who has once been a water delivery boy - that's why she is interested in him in the first place -, & soon, tender romance between the two develops ...

What Shiang-chyi does not know of course that Hsiao-kang is a porn actor, making his latest film only a few floors above Shiang-chyi's appartment. So it's all teh more ironic that the two make love the first time in the porn department of a video rental ...

Eventually, Shiang-chyi finds a passed out woman in her appartment building's elevator, & drags her to her appartment, only to find out it is that woman's face on the cover of one of the porn-movies she has rented. Subsequently, she helps one of the film crew to get her back to the appartment where the film is shot - only to find Hsiao-kang tehre, dressed only in a towel & waiting for his shag. & even though the woman is still unconscious, the crew undresses her & Hsiao-kang starts shagging her on camera.

Shiang-chyi is appalled at first, but even though she wants to she just can't leave & instead watches Hsiao-kang giving his last shagging the unconscious woman ... & eventually, Shiang Chyi starts moaning herself into ecstasy in her stead - which gives Hsiao-kang a boost for his performance, & finally when he's about to come he lets loose of the unconscious girl & forces his penis into Shiang-chyi's mouth to let her have the full load  - which, in signs of water shortage, might be something ...

 

Even if it does by no means sound like that, this is probably Tsai Ming-Liang's funniest film - & it's so effortlessly funny it seems he has made a comedy without even trying (which is of course not true). As ever so often with Tsai Ming-Liang the film is compiled of often minute-long static shots that at first don't seem to show anything important, yet gradually they start to tell a story (& a funny one at that). Plus the narration as such is interrupted by schmaltzy but ironical musical numbers, which alone are worth the price of admission.

Recommended.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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