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Welcome to Dongmakgol

South Korea 2005
produced by
Choi Sang-ho, Jang Jin, Ji Sang-yong, Lee Eun-ha, Kim Chi-hoon (executive), Kim Woo-Taek (executive), Ma Sang-jun (executive), Jeong Tae-Xung (executive) for Film It Suda
directed by Park Kwang-Hyun
starring Jeong Jae-yeong, Shin Ha-kyun, Kang Hye-jeong, Lim Ha-ryong, Seo Jae-kyeong, Ryu Deok-Hwan, Steve Taschler, Jung Jae-Jin, Lee Young-yi, Park Nam-hee, Jo Deok-hyeon, Yoo Seung-Mok, Shim Won-cheol, David Joseph Anselmo, Jon Emm, Leif Gantvoort, Michael Federick Arnold, Steve M.Choe, Edwards Garrett, Clinton Morgan
screenplay by Kim Joong, Park Kwang-Hyun, based on the play by Jang Jin, music by Joe Hisaishi

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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The 1950's, the Korean War: Somewhere in a mountainous region not yet claimed by the North or the South, Southern 2nd Lt Pyo (Shin Ha-kyun) and army medic Sang-sang (Seo Jae-kyeong) meet a trio from the North, Chief Comrade Lee (Jeong Jae-yeong) and his two foot soldiers Jang (Lim Ha-ryong) and Taek-gi (Ryu Daek-hwan) in a pretty much forgotten village, and each side tries to take the villagers as hostages. Thing is, the villagers have not only not heard of a war going on between the North and the South, they don't even know what guns and handgrenades are - but they are simple, good-natured and benign folks,and just to appease their guests, they play along with their little game for a while, put their hands up for a while ("is one hand enough or does it have to be both hands ?"), but once they have something more important to do they leave the strangers to themselves and simply ignore their threats ...

The soldiers go on threatening each other for a whole night, and the situation is eventually resolved only when one of their handgrenades that's thought to be a dud blows up the village's food storage.

With their food for a whole year gone, the villagers are heart-broken, yet they offer their guests at least a meal - which leaves the soldiers from both the North and the South humbled, and both sides decide to at least help the villagers with their harvest to restock. By and by, Northeners and Southeners lose their distrust of one another, sepecially when they cooperate in killing a boar who's destroying the fields with the crudest of weapons - and ultimately, they sit by the fire together and eat the boar (which the villagerws won't touch because they are vegetarians), and are even joined by an American pilot, Smith (Steve Taschler), who has been stranded in the village after his plane crashed and he was badly injured.

Our soldiers eventually all become friends and enjoy the life in the village, even Smith who doesn't understand any Korean while nobody else speaks much English, and before long, none of them wants to leave again. In the meantime though, the Allied forces have pinpointed where Smith must have crashed and decide they have to save him at any cost. So they send in a platoon to free him (they of course think he has fallen into the hands of the Communist North) and decide to bomb the place where he was held soon afterwards ... and all of a sudden, the village is confronted with soldiers again, but this time they are ready to kill, and it's only thanks to our heroes that the village is saved, even if all but one of the invading soldiers have to be killed in the process. The sole survivor tells them about the planned bombing of the village, so our heroes come up with a rather unorthodox plan: They will put up a makeshift airplane defense post several miles away from the fort to distract the bomber jets from the village and try to fight them off and make them never return due to the fierce defense they are putting up. Still, they have to send Smith back to civilisation with the last remaining soldier since it is him the Allied forces are really after.

The other soldiers manage to build their line of defense and even manage to shoot down a few planes and put up a fight to the last - but ultimately there are just way to many bombers for them to even stand a chance and our heroes eventually die a hero's death in an actual rain of bombs ... but at least they save the city.

 

Ok, so on one hand this is a light-hearted comedy with lots of heart that tends to get cheesy at times and tends to revert to certain clichés - but on the other hand, every pacifist soul (and who in his right mind would not be a pacifist at heart) can't help but love the film for its anti-war message, especially since it is delivered in such a subtle and amusing way, plus the film clearly was not made primarily to hammer a message home but to entertain - and this the film does with aplomb, with an engaging plot, with many a genuinely funny scene, with beautiful camerawork and with perfectly staged action (even if the focus of the film is not on action).

Strongly recommended.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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