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Welp

Cub

Belgium 2014
produced by
Peter De Maegd, Richard Christian Matheson (executive) for Potemkino
directed by Jonas Govaerts
starring Maurice Luijten, Titus De Voogdt, Stef Aerts, Gill Eeckelaert, Pieter De Brabandere, Thomas De Smet, Isah De Zutter, Hauke Geirnaert, Jan Hammenecker, Noa Tambwe Kabati, Louis Lemmens, Ebe Meynckens, Ricko Otto, Jessie Tweepenninckx
written by Jonas Govaerts, Roel Mondelaers, music by Steve Moore

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Kris (Titus De Voogdt), Peter (Stef Aerts) and Jasmijn (Evelien Bosmans) are taking a group of boyscouts, all about 12 years of age, into the woods for a week or so of camping, and thinks it's a fun idea to freak the little ones out a little by telling them about the werewolf boy who's supposed to haunt the woods, Kai - which is only a urban legend for all they know, but it rings especially true with one of the scouts, Sam (Maurice Luijten), a problem child with an overly active imagination, who every now and again drifts off into the woods on his own to track down Kai - much to the dismay of Peter, who is not really all that much into children and has come along on the trip mainly to get into Jasmijn's panties, being fully aware that she's Kris's girlfriend - and he succeeds, too - something Sam witnesses by accident and is bitten by Peter's dog as a consequence. And now Peter's really mad at him ...

Of course, what Peter and nobody else but Sam knows is that Kai (Gill Eeckelaert) is not a myth but actually living in these woods (though he's not a werewolf), and somehow he has become friends with Sam, and later that night he abducts Peter's dog and beats him to a pulp together with Sam, who doesn't even want to at first but gets carried away with a sort of bloodlust. When Peter finds Sam over the body of his dead dog, he grows totally mad ... but then all hell breaks loose, and no, it's not Kai (who's actually just another 12 year old who's constantly wearing a mask), but ... good question, but suffice to say the forest is full of crude but effective death traps, and the guy who controls them lives in an underground bunker and is sort of the mentor of Kai ... and he's adamant to not let anyone of the whole scout group leave alive ...

 

Welp is a fun movie, there's no doubt about that, the death trap machinations alone are hilarious and wonderful, plus the film's extremely well-paced, and violent at all the right moments, with a certain level of irony too that never gets in the way of the horror bits though. And that said, the film's far from perfect, for one, Sam's characterisation is lacking, which becomes apparent especially in the finale - which by the way makes little sense. On top of that, while I'm not a big fan of elaborate backstories to obscure the narrative at hand, Welp overdoes it with not having any backstory at all, who the main baddie is, what Kai is to him, why he's got an underground bunker and all these death traps is never really explained. And while that doesn't matter that much while the film's on, it just leaves an empty aftertaste, also because it might help in understanding the rather illogical ending. Don't get me wrong, Welp is an exhilarating little movie still ... it just could have profited from some extra thought put into the script.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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