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The Stone Age: Seven small boys are somehow abandoned on a raft, and
ultimately strand on a small island they make their home, and on which
they are the only humans.
Years later, the boys have grown into men (Giuliano Gemma, Frank Wolff,
Renzo Montagnani, Lino Toffolo, Francesco Mulé, Aldo Giuffrè, Lando
Buzzanca) and have just discovered fire - which they immediately use to
accidently burn down their island home. Thus they are forced to jump onto
the next log to get to somewhere else. And somewhere else, they find a
strange new animal, one that can talk too, Filli (Senta Berger).
Originally, our cavemen just want to eat her, because her meat looks
mighty soft, but once Filli is alone with Ulli (Giuliano Gemma), the
leader of the tribe, she persuades him not to eat her but instead to do
you-know-what ... and Ulli decides he likes shagging her much better than
eating her, so he gives his brothers some animal meat and tells them it's
Filli's only to hide her away and shag her whenever he feels liek it ...
but eventually, the others learn about it and want to shag her too, so
before long they all stand in line waiting for thier shag.
Before long, Ulli grows jealous, and he takes Filli and they run away -
much to the dismay of everyone, because by now they have all learned to
enjoy sex and want Filli for themselves. Eventually they catch up with
Ulli and Filli, tie him up and use her as their sex toy ...
The next day, Filli is gone, and with her Maluc (Renzo Montagnani), the
homosexual of the group, who has grown jealous of all the attention she
got. when the others catch up with him, he tells them he has already eaten
Filli - which causes the others to despair ... but not for long, soon all
of them (except for Ulli) are caught by a tribe of amazons that seriously
lacks men and now needs our cavemen for sex.
Ulli meanwhile finds out that Filli hasn't been killed after all and
instead of joining in the orgy his friends are having, he stays with her -
and that, he tells us in the end, is where the whole misery of that
relationship-thing has started ...
Now this is a really bad film (and not in a so-bad-it's-funny-way): A
series of increasingly lame caveman jokes that are told in such a bad
manner that they are nothing short of annoying. And the lack of humour in
direction even ruins the occasional ok joke (like the idea that the first
thing our cavemen use the new-found fire for is to destroy their home).
Plus, for a sex comedy which this film is supposed to be, it seriously
lacks actual nudity. That said, Senta Berger in very brief outfits looks
pretty hot though ...
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