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Wonder Seven

Hong Kong 1994
produced by
Golden Harvest
directed by Ching Siu-Tung
starring Li Ning, Michelle Yeoh, Andy Hui (= Hui Chi-On), Vincent Lau, Kent Cheng, Roger Kwok, Xiong Xin Xin, Hilary Tsui, Kwan Hoi-Shan, Elvis Tsui, Ho Chin, Wong Kam-Kong, Bobby Yip
written by Charcoal Tan, Ching Siu-Tung, Elsa Tang

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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The Wonder 7 are the finest special unit the Chinese secret service has to offer, so it comes as little surprise that they are sent to interfere in an arms deal that is to take place in Hong Kong, & that has something to do with 2 coded cards, by colonel Yim (Wong Kam-Kong)  ...

Unfortunately though, some evil gang, led by loose cannon Tsun (Ho Chin) & his able girlfriend Ying (Michelle Yeoh) are after the coded cards, too, & at the end of the day both the Wonder 7 & their adversaries come out with one card each, & matters are not made any better by the fact that 7's leader Fei (Li Ning) has fallen in love with Ying.

Both sides will stop at nothing, so at one occasion, the 7's commander (Kwan Hoi-shan) is actually killed & Fei tricked into shooting at his colleague Dragon (Vincent Lau), who comes out of it seriously wounded & is hospitalized.

Fei meanwhile is arrested for murder by his own instructor Coach (Elvis Tsui), & only thanks to his teammates, who believe in his innocence, is he set free.

Soon, Fei sets a date with Ying, to get the villains' card from her - & she plans to do the same - but it all ends in a giant shoot-out, at which point Ying begins to doubt the righteousness of the organisation she works for, & she helps Fei get away, & even helps him against Coach & his men who want to arrest him, but are persuaded to give Fei 48 hours to find the cards & with them the real killer.

Of course Tsun & his company soon set one trap after the other for our heroes, which they all come out of alive ... except for teammate Superman (Andy Hui), who had to give his life for his teammates.

Finally Fei is to hand over the card they already have to colonel Yim ... which is when he's warned by Ying that this is a trap & Yim is a double agent, which - would you believe it - ends in another shoot-out.

In the end, Tsun invites the Wonder 7 to his skyscraper to get his card, bot only if they survive the little game of death he has arranged for them ... & at that time Ying has completely lost faith in her boyfriend/leader & sides with the Wonder 7 who soon enter the skyscraper on ther moto-cross bikes, guns blazing, & it is not long before they get colonel Yim to confess he has killed their commander ... after which they promptly gun him down.

Tsun however proves to be a tougher cookie, & he has taken Ying his hostage too ... & then there's also Coach, who has picked precisely this point of the story to go & arrest Fei, & he almost blows up the whole skyscraper, too, before Fei can convince him of his innocence.

Tsun however has made a getwaway in a helicopter with Ying ... when the Wonder 7 shoot the helicopter down with a lift-cabin catapulted out of its shaft, & so that Ying can survive, the copter's fall just happens to be stopped by a flagpole, & Fei has just enough time to save her ... Tsun dies though ...

 

Of course this movie contains nicely choreographed actuion-scenes - as much should be expected from Ching Siu-Tung - but on a story level, let's face it, it's just a major disappointment, filling the time between the shoot-outs with one overused cliché after the other, & what's worse, at no point even realising the ironic potential of its story (which is really hard to miss, after all this is a movie about heroes on moto-cross bikes), pretty much taking all the fun out of the proceedings.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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