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Young Girls Fantasies
Teenage Fantasies 2 / Young Woman's Fantasies

USA 1981
produced by
Pacific Coast Films
directed by Paul Lyon, Siv Suundel, Valerie Grant (= Harold Lee), Ben Smith, Jean Starkey, Vincent Reynolds, Ben Daly
starring Rene Bond, John Holmes, Victoria Winter (= Virginia Winter), Suki Yu, Brian Baker (= Rob Rose), Lynne Masters, Jerry Jones, Jack Holt, Marcus Seville
music by Longjohn Productions

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Rene Bond, leaning over an erect dick she frequently blows, is our host and leads us through a handful of girls' hardcore-sexual fantasies:

  • The Princess and the Toad: The title pretty much gives it away - a princess (Rene Bond) kisses a toad, then has sex with the resulting prince (John Holmes).
  • The Mile High Club: A pilot (John Holmes) of a small plane persuades his "pilot groupie" (Victoria Winter) to suck his cock in the cockpit (persuading means he lands in the middle of nowhere, and asks her to get out should she not comply with his sexual desires). Then they have sex on the plane's wing.
  • The Exhibitionist and the Oriental: A exhibitionist rockstar (Brian Baker) with a coke habit likes to be filmed while having sex - and this time he has invited a Japanese (Suki Yu) girl over.
  • Hot Tub: After tennis, two girls (Rene Bond, Victoria Winter) have lesbian sex in the hot tub.
  • Taken for a Ride: A cardealer (Jerry Jones) and a senator's daughter (Lynne Masters) have sex on the backseat of his chauffeur-driven car. Actually, he wanted to take her out for dinner, impress her with his car, and then take her home for you-know-what - but he doesn't complain that she speeded things up a little ... well, speeded things up a lot.
  • Barbie and Ken: A guy (Jack Holt) wants to be Ken with his girlfriend (Rene Bond) playing Barbie. Sex ensues that has nothing to do with dolls, but oh well ....
  • Mirage: A guy (John Holmes), more dead than alive, stumbles through the desert, searching for water - but he finds two horny almost-naked maidens (Rene Bond, Victoria Winter) who seduce him instead.

The funniest thing about this film are probably the bridging sequences, during which Rene Bond (in her last porn performance) handles a cock with quite some enthusiasm and makes it cum repeatedly while introducing the seperate vignettes (the face belonging to the cock is never revealed by the way). The vignettes as such on the other hand are nothing special, just feebly set-up fuck scenes with storylines too weak to make one laugh and sex too routine to really be of much interest and too short to totally arouse. That all doesn't make this film the worst you have seen in porn by a longshot, just your typical early-80's hardcore flick.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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