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Johnny is a gigolo who has such a big penis that he attracts the
attention of doctor Vogelsang (Johannes Buzalski), who wants to transplant
his penis on a small-dicked customer (Kurt Grosskurth). Then though Johnny
falls in love with Monika, and suddenly he can't get it up anymore, which
throws a spanner into doc Vogelsang's works. Willie (Rinaldo Talamonti)
is the manager and conductor of a naked female brass orchestra, and also
the lover of all of his musicians ... but when he cheats on them with a
girl not in the band, he is fired from his job. He tries himself in
various jobs, without success, and becoming Johnny's assistant becomes too
stressful even for him, so in the end, somehow (there's no explanation
given for this), he becomes his naked brass orchestra's bandleader again. It
might sound weird to complain about the narrative incoherency of an erotic
comedy from the 1970's, but this is taking things almost too far: This
film only claims to tell a story but actually the feeble narrative
elements are only used to tie scenes from earlier AB-Film-productions
together, namely Gefährlicher Sex frühreifer Mädchen 2: Höllisch
heisse Mädchen, Geilermanns Töchter - Wenn Mädchen mündig
werden, Graf Porno blast zum Zapfenstreich, Liebesmarkt,
Obszönitäten, and Unterm Dirndl wird gejodelt, all from
the early 1970's - and this makes the film not only incoherent but also
very unfunny because all of these so-called erotic comedies were just
that: humour-free. There are two more things that need to be pointed
out: 1) This is one of the few films in which Rinaldo Talamonti, the
caricature of a horny Italian in German erotic cinema, does not
play an Italian (not that he plays his character any different though),
and 2) despite the title suggesting the film is set in Tyrol, it's
actually set in Bavaria, and though these two regions might share a
border, they are not even in the same country (Tyrol is in Austria,
Bavaria in Germany - big difference) - and oddly enough, this is very well-known in German
language countries, for which this film was made first and foremost ...
weird, isn't it?
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