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Bitten by a radioactive spider, virginal & mousey schoolgirl
Patricia Porker (Misty Mundae) develops superhuman powers, enabling her
to climb walls at the greatest of ease, fight with superhuman strength,
shoot webs from her pussy (!), but she also becomes increasingly horny.
First she - now costumed & calling herself SpiderBabe to obscure her
true identity - tests her newwon powers (yes, including the horniness)
in the wrestling arena against Queen Bee (Shelby Taylor), but when her
uncle is killed by a man she could have apprehended, she swears to use
her powers only for good ... & to get laid. So besides crimefighting
she soon starts a relationship with schoolmate (& part time male
prostitute) Mark (Adam Cox), a boy she had secretly admired for a long
time. But anybody who has ever read a comic knows that superheroes
usually bring along supervillains, so lesbian company president Ms Knoxx
(Julian Wells), sister of Patricia's best friend & frequent lover
Darian Caine, has herself injected a serum by scientist Michael R.Thomas
that turns her into villainess Femtilian, & she has nothing better
in mind than to destroy SpiderBabe. Good thing she learned about the
Babe's relationship with Mark & abducts him to lure SpiderBabe into
a trap, but she gets her deserved beating in the end & is thrown off
some high building, which she of course does not survive.
Over the past few years, Seduction Cinema has earned a reputation of
making erotic (lesbian) spoofs of current blockbusters that often tend
to be better than their source-material (which, admittedly, is not all
that hard to do, given the rather poor source- material), e.g. Gladiator
Eroticus, Misty Mundae
Mummy Raider, Play-Mate of the Apes, Erotic
Survivor or Lord of the G-Strings (incidently, all of them
starring Misty Mundae & Darian Caine) amongst others. SpiderBabe
unfortunately doesn't quite live up to the quality of these movies, in
part because it in many scenes stays too close to its source (not only
the 2002 blockbuster Spider-Man, but also the original 60's
Marvel Comic by Stan Lee & Steve Ditko), & let's be honest,
although many people say otherwise, this source on a plot level is very
poor & overly clichéd. Also the combination of the narration &
the sex-scenes is not as expertly handled as in the above movies, it's
rather one interrupting another then complimenting another - & while
shooting webs from the pussy is a funny idea, the idea was mysteriously
dropped soon after being indtroduced. Still, it's not all bad, with some
genuinely funny scenes & Misty Mundae & Julian Wells giving
their dependably strong performances (especially Wells, playing her
villainess in an over the hilt camp way). Adam Cox, on the other hand,
as handsome boy Mark, does not know shit about acting, proving that the
idea of having heterosexual relationships in Seduction-movies is not
necessarily a good idea & Seduction's male regulars are best in
nerdy supporting roles (proven by genuinely funny performances by such
familiar faces as John P.Fedele, Michael R.Thomas & creepy John Link
in cameos).
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