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Barbee Rehab - Operation: Get Rid of Tom Sizemore

episode 1.7

USA 2022
produced by
Derek S. Orr (executive), Vanessa Bednar (executive) for Iron Orr Productions, DeVa Art Productions
directed by Derek S. Orr
starring Vanessa Bednar, Derek S. Orr, Tom Sizemore, Bai Ling, Rachel Reilly, Johnny Wactor, Lisa Wilcox, Esther Ku, Jay Davis, Kristy Phillips, Kelly Holden Bashar, Joseph Nelson, Mandy Levin, Alice Ford, Torrie Bogda, Nancy Bednar, Kristy Dennis, Lauren Alvernaz, Jeannie Aguilar, Chelsea O'Toole, Brent McEwan, Tia Bean, Jennifer Larkin, Tessa Farrell, Inka Kytö, Bruce Locklear, Charlie Farrell, Ida Anderson, Chris Ciccarelli, Mike Tracy, Karen Ladouceur, Bellamy Saville, Grant Ishkhanian, Tita Sapag, Mary Dallas, Amanda Joy Marshall
written by Vanessa Bednar, Derek S. Orr

Barbee Rehab

review by
Mike Haberfelner

Despite what has happened last episode (and despite one character constantly confusing him with Michael Madsen), Tom Sizemore's still in charge of Barbie Rehab - and Cop Ken (Derek S. Orr) and Dr. Midge (Vanessa Bednar) still hate each other's guts ... so much so that Tom decides to lock them up together in a barn where they're supposed to build their own toilet and well and whatnot together as some sort of "couple therapy". However, they find numerous ways to cheat the system rather than try good old collaboration, and even play cruel pranks on one another ... before the realize the one thing that unites them is the desire to get rid of Tom Sizemore, and once they admit that to themselves, everyone else falls in place - and Tom Sizemore ends in the loonie bin of episode 1 ...

Other subplots involve a Barbee kidnapping, Star Trek Barbee (Kristy Dennis) and Ken (Johnny Wactor) discovering porn, and the alien (Bai Ling) posing as Chinese Barbee still getting all things wrong about humankind ...


Now storywise, this twice-the-normal-length (as in 60 minutes) final episode of Barbee Rehab is all over the place, tryint to tie up too many narrative loose ends all at once and not always succeeding - but it's still hilarious in the very style of the series as a whole, meaning it's loud, it's campy, it's irreverent, it's not always on point but never far off, and despite its narrative inconsistencies it moves along at a steady pace and is carried by the party movie humour that has made the series as a whole quite so endearing.


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