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There's No Such Thing as Zombies
UK / Austria 2020
produced by Michael Haberfelner, Luana Ribeira, Eddie Bammeke in association with Bammeke and Haberfelner Worldwide
directed by Eddie Bammeke
starring Luana Ribeira, Rudy Barrow, Rami Hilmi, Lynn Lowry, Debra Lamb, Scott Hillier, Paul Sutton, Alexander Fernando, Rachel Brownstein, Martina McClements, Rosie Pearson, Chris Kaye, Reis Daniel, Marcella Woods, Layla Randle-Conde, J. Robert Byam, Rachel Spence, Gaffyn Voorzta, Rosalie Bottley, Michael Haberfelner, Steve Ruiz
written by Michael Haberfelner, music by Paul Henshaw, special effects makeup by Sarah Hughes-Bray, Rachel Betteridge, Anne Derbyshire
review by Mike Haberfelner
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The zombie apocalypse is upon us, but there are still zombie deniers in
the face of the fact - first and foremost of course Victoria Winkelhauser
(Lynn Lowry), CEO of the Troxadil Corporation, the very company whose
product, a powerful antidepressant, caused the outbreak in the first
place. But Victoria Winkelhauser stands her ground that "there's no
such thing as zombies" even when faced with an actual zombie (Martina
McClements) on live television. In the meantime, Carlotta (Luana
Ribeira) receives a visit from her ex, Paul (Rami Hilmi), whom she
enthusiastically invites into her home, not at all taking into account
that he looks and smells like a corpse. It's not long before Carlotta's
husband Colin (Rudy Barrow) comes home from work as well, and he's less
than pleased about finding Paul in his home, not so much because he
perceives him as a rival but because he knows for a fact he's a zombie -
after all he has killed him with his own hands. Thing is, it proves to be
impossible to convince Carlotta of the obvious - which is a shame because
two zombie hunters from the ZIA (Zombie Investigation Assosiation), Agent
Tall (Debra Lamb) and Agent Small (Scott Hillier) are waiting right
outside the flat, and they'd sure know what to do - but they can't come in
because it's against protocol ...
Since
I'm personally involved with this project as writer and producer,
I saw it only fitting to invite a guest reviewer to give his two Cent in
my stead ...
Guest review by Volker
Hannemann: „Hilarious!“
– that’s the word which comes to mind when seeing There’s No Such
Thing As Zombies. Michael Haberfelner is the author and producer of
this zombie comedy which features a top notch cast, among others Luana
Ribeira, Rudy Barrow, Lynn Lowry and (my favorite!) Debra Lamb! Insane
scenes and funny dialog at its very best! Oh yes, Mr. Haberfelner has a
short appearance, too! If you love weird humor, this is the perfect movie
for you! There's
No Such Thing as Zombies - available from Amazon and Vimeo:
Amazon US: https://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0CMBRQVV2/
Amazon UK: https://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0CM9ZHPD3/
Vimeo (worldwide): https://vimeo.com/ondemand/tnstaz
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