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Butchers Bluff

USA 2023
produced by
William Instone, Matt Rifley, Joe Crotty (executive), Chris Sharpe (executive), John Meacham (executive), Maisy Kay (executive), Daniel Allen (executive), Chris Hadland (executive), Johnny Huang (executive), David C. Newman (executive) for Dull Knife Productions, Thunder Mountain Films, Spicy Ramen Productions
directed by William Instone, Matt Rifley
starring Michael Fischer, Paige Steakley, Johnny Huang, Samantha Holland, Kayla Anderson, Dakota Millett, Santiago Sky, William Instone, Jeremy London, Jacqueline Hays, Paul T. Taylor, Bill Oberst jr, Eric Wieder, Chris Hadland, L.C. Holt, Shawn C. Phillips, Christopher Winbush, Zoei Fortune, Kellen List, Ammie Masterson, Haril Walpole, Mike McCullough, Scott Williamson, Brinke Stevens, John Kaler, Tara Davis, Anjanette Clewis, Tyler Shea Cone, Bill Johnson, Samuel Ali, David C. Newman, Matt Rifley, Joe Crotty, Ashley Crotty, Wayne Garner, Jordan Alden, Don Corodano, Angelo Dylen, Adam Wright, Adam Prol, Anahi Garcia, Samantha Makley, Mark Alden, Robert Wright, Belissa Benson, Evan Lowenberg, Garret Wright, Nicole De Livid, Paul Burleson, Rebeccca Glenn Gindele
story by William Instone, screenplay by William Instone, Renfield Rasputin, music by Alexander Taylor, special effects by Jenna Green, visual effects by Joe Castro

review by
Mike Haberfelner

Alex (Jordan Alden) was a fat kid, and for that alone the targets of bullies in his school. He was also a gentle soul and mostly just let it slide - until the bullying got to a point that something snapped, and Alex killed his bullies in a gruesome manner, wearing a cheap pig mask. He was arrested and sent to an insane asylum, where for years he refused to speak - until one day he was just up and gone. Urban kegend has him settled in a region of the woods near his hometown, where he every now and again kills tourists, hikers, hunters, or whoever he feels intrudes his territory. Legend also has it that he wears a mask made of real pig skin and goes by the name of Hogman (William Instone).

Alex has escaped the asylum 20 years ago and since, 28 people have gone missing in "his" neck of the woods, and yet his story has never become big news in the serialkiller-crazed USA. But then film student Roger (Michael Fischer) stumbles upon the story, and he and his associates Nicole (Paige Steakley) and Derick (Johnny Huang) decide to make a documentary about the subject for a film school assignment, and for a bit of fun on the side, they bring along their friends (Samantha Holland, Kayla Anderson, Dakota Millett, Santiago Sky) for some after hours partying. Now in Alex's hometown they get some interesting interviews, from the mother (Brinke Stevens) of a victim to one of Alex's former orderlies (Bill Johnson) to a creepy antique store owner (Bill Oberst jr), before the local sheriff (Paul T. Taylor) pretty much tells them off - but they find no actual evidence whether the urban legend about the Hogman has a grain of truth to it or not - until of course, the Hogman shows up on their doorstep, intent to make a killing or three ...

 

Now sure, Butchers Bluff doesn't exactly re-invent the slasher genre, but it has all the genre's elements in all the right places, from suspense scenes to jump scares, from macabre details to all-out gruesome killings, and the framing story about the hapless film students actually gives the proceedings some more depth, especially since it presents us with a bunch of fleshed-out characters that are more than just mere cannon fodder. So in all, this of course might not be a film for everybody, it's steeped too deeply in its genre for that, but at the same time it's pretty cool horror entertainment.

 

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