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Caesar and Otto's Summer Camp Massacre

USA 2009
produced by
Robin Ritter, Dave Campfield, David M. Brunsman, Paul Chomicki (co), Daniel Sullivan (co), Christian Voss (co), Michael Raso (executive), Mathius Mack Gertz (executive), Felissa Rose (co-executive), Robert Cardenas (co-executive) for Fourth Horizon Cinema, Monument Pictures
directed by Dave Campfield
starring Dave Campfield, Paul Chomicki, Felissa Rose, Deron Miller, Brinke Stevens, Joe Estevez, Ken MacFarlane, Scott Aguilar, Ari K.Garg, Trai Byers, Jen Nikolaus, Summer Ferguson, Derek Crabbe, Robin Ritter, Dawn Burdue, Robert McAtee, Lissa Lauria, Keith Bush, Sarah Downey, Sara Baker Bahr, Darren Krauza, Joseph Orlando, Jason Britt, Ray Plumb
story by Dave Campfield, Brendan Smith, screenplay by Dave Campfield, music by Bruce Kiesling, John Ross, musical themes by Joseph Bauer, special effects by Richard G.Calderon

Caesar and Otto

review by
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Because he was stupid enough to punch the mentally challenged brother (Darren Krauza) of the chief of police (Keith Bush), egotistical and hyperactive halfwit Caesar (Douglas Campfield) finds himself on the run ... and since running alone is no fun, he has brought along his lazy and slow but mild-mannered halfbrother Otto (Paul Chomicki), who has the ability to fall in love with every woman who as much as talks to him.

Thanks to a dubious job counselor (Joe Estevez), Caesar and Otto eventually find themselves jobs as camp counselors of Camp Sunsmile, a summer camp suspicously devoid of children. All the other counselors at Camp Sunsmile seem to be social outcasts of one sort or another, so Caesar and Otto should fit right in for a change. Before long, Caesar and Otto's dad (Scott Aguilar) shows up out of nowhere, claiming that he just wants to spend some time with his sons - but it soon becomes clear he's a man on the run in need for a hideout as well, and even at the camp he can't resist the temptation of trying to rob the other counselors' tents - but with little success.

Now since the relationship of Caesar and Otto is a bit on the strained side, this is bad news, but not half as bad as the fact that there's apparently a killer loose on the premises, a killer who brutally kills off the counselors one by one.

But who could the killer be?

Everybody's money is on overly cool and unapproachable Carrie (Felissa Rose, spoofing her role from Sleepaway Camp more than a bit), but there's nothing but her attitude to connect her to the murders. Fortunately, the camp's head Jerry (Ken MacFarlane) and the resident nurse Helen (Robin Ritter), whom Otto has long fallen in love with, have taken care of the situation. Then though dad disappears ...

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Above everything else, Caesar and Otto's Summer Camp Massacre is one thing: Silly - silly in the tradition of Abbott and Costello or the Three Stooges, that is, inasmuch as this movie sends two well-defined comic characters into a series of predetermined (genre-)situations to hilarious results. What makes this film work so well though is that writer/director Dave Campfield doesn't only understand his characters but also the slasher genre, especially of the old school variety, so he confidently plays with genre mechanics, and he understands the silly humour that carries his film and thus doesn't even once resort to fart jokes - which is something I at least cannot praise him enough for.

In all a pretty funny film - that's probably best watched with a few mates and a few beers!


review © by Mike Haberfelner


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