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Slasher House 3
Slasher Hous3: Rebooted

UK 2024
produced by
Mj Dixon, Anna Dixon, Hill Burton, Moray Binfield, Peter Mahoney, Nathan Growler, Glenn Burchnall, Lewis Cooper for Mycho Entertainment, HB Films
directed by Mj Dixon
starring Redd Nicholson, Carly Halse, Paris Rivers, Luna Wolf, Grant Kempster, Eileen Daly, Cy Henty, Lewis Cooper, Adam Lezemore, Richard Fysh (voice), Pauline Peart, Jack Glanville, Tony Mardon, Tiana Rogers, Joe O'Connor (voice), David Hon Ma Chu, William Marshall, Mj Dixon, Louisa Ryrie, Aaron Jackson, Mo Jay DinFix, Martin W. Payne, Mark Smith, Sam Cullingworth, Lewis Cooper, Dani Thompson (voice), Wellington Grosvenor, Paul Rogers (voice), Moray Binfield, Michael Higham, Matthew Baunsgard, Anna Dixon, Peter Mahoney, Dean Sills, Lara Davis, Iwona Marciniek, Chloe Ivy Cozza, Eve Oliver, Natalie Chisholm (voice), Nicholas Vince (voice)
written by Mj Dixon, music by Dixxon

Slasher House, Red, Thorn, Cleaver, Mycho Universe

review by
Mike Haberfelner

Red (Redd Nicholson) wakes up all naked in a room unfamiliar to her but is quick to find some clothes and then goes exploring - to soon be joined by Luse (Carly Halse), a low level engineer in the house Red has woken up in ... which happens to be the Slasher House, a place where the gouvernment tries to turn serial killers into fightiing machines - a program seemingly fit for Red as she has killed many a serial killer in her time. Only Red actually wanted to kill, but her own dad Francis (Grant Kempster) has chosen her for the program anyhow, and now Red has to fight for her survival - pretty much kill or be killed. However, before long Francis becomes irritated by his daughter's reluctance to kill for the killing's sake, so he tries to make his foster daughter Amber (Luna Wolf) into the ultimate fighting machine. But with a house full of serial killers, things soon get out of control ...

 

Frankly, with all that many serial killers and a complex backstory, Slasher House 3 is at times a tad hard to follow - and in the case of this movie, this doesn't matter at all, as what's really fun about this film is its many bizarre killer characters, inventive kills and many an in-joke, as the film seems to be well aware of its premise's absurdity ... and just has fun with it. And a genre savvy directorial effort, a brisk pace, and  a cast well in on the joke while playing it straight all help make this one pretty cool horror experience.

 

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