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Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash

USA 2011
produced by
Trent Duncan, Cheyenne Hess
directed by Trent Duncan
starring Maddie Bright, Ashley Brooke, Erica Lea Shelton, Danny Zetwo, Cheyenne Hess, Adam Henrickson
written by Trent Duncan, music by Jonathan Bouchard, special makeup effects by Anh Lu

short
Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, Ash

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Lucy (Maddie Bright) is plagued by constant nightmares about Freddy Krueger (Danny Zetwo) ... which isn't as bad as it sounds, because Freddy isn't nearly as strong as he used to be, but isn't really great either, because being "plagued by constant nightmares" is never a good thing. What Freddy transmits to her in these nightmares is that he wants "the Ash" ... whatever that means. Then though he promises to leave her in peace.

Presently, Lucy, her sister Holly (Ashley Brooke) and their best friend Danielle (Erica Lea Shelton) are on a roadtrip to somewhere when their car breaks down in the middle of nowhere, USA, and while Lucy and Holly go look for help, none other than Jason Voorhees (Cheyenne Hess) slaughters Danielle. Then Freddy and Jason gang up on Lucy and Holly to summon Ash for them - and luckily they have just found a Sumeran scroll to do so. But once Ash arrives, it turns out he's actually the chainsaw-for-an-arm, demon-killing shotgun-carrying guy from the Evil Dead movies (here played by Adam Henrickson) - not exactly the guy Jason and Freddy would want to hang out with. and he is quick to first battle them to a standstill then have them sucked into another dimension ... but of course, it wouldn't be Ash if he wasn't sucked there with them ...

Lucy and Holly run away in terror - but the last image suggests they are in Texas, and the next chainsaw massacre is just around the corner ...

 

If you haven't figured it out yet, yes, Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash is a fanfilm - and a pretty decent one, actually, as it's very smoothly directed, shows touches of atmosphere, and is very well-paced. Sure, Adam Henrickson as Ash certainly is no Bruce Campbell - but then again, who is.

But while Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash is certainly well-made, it also shows the ramifications of your typical fanfilm: Rather than creating a world of its own, the film is content with recreating key moments from the films it's based on, the story always comes second behind fanboy references, and the narrative buildub eventually loses itself in the process. So while this film shows promise, it's absolutely no guarantee writer/director Trent Duncan can hold his own on a movie ...

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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