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One Million AC/DC
USA 1969
produced by Ed De Priest for Canyon Films
directed by Ed De Priest
starring Gary Kent, Susan Berkely, Natasha, Sharon Wells, Pam English, Shari Stevens, Jack King, Billy Wolf, Nancy McGavin, Tod Badker, Tony Brooks, John Lee, Gail Lavon, Larry Vincente, Bonnie Walker, Mary Doyle, Greg Mathis, April O'Connor
written by Akdov Telmig (= Ed Wood)
review by Mike Haberfelner
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Not much of a plot here:
The Stone Age: Cavemen (& -women) happily live in their cave,
mainly shagging and having virgin sacrifices - which basically also means
shagging, but wtih virgins. Eventually, a gorilla kidnaps a cavewoman ...
to also shag her (but off-screen). Then a dinosaur blocks the entrance to
the cave. In their despair, the cavemen shag even more. Then someone
invents bow and arrow, the cavemen shoot the dinosaur in the eye and kill
it, and everybody rejoices, even the gorilla.
The first line of dialogue pretty much sets the tone for the film:
"These grapes will make enough wine for the virgin sacrifice and the
orgy." - yup, this is a sexploitation spoof of other cavemen films
like Hammer's
One Million Years BC,
but contrary to that movie, here the women get totally naked - frequently.
The whole thing resembles more an anything-goes dirty joke about the Stone
Age, done on a (very small) budget. The humour ranges from the almost good
(a guy paints shagging couples caveman-style, then sells them as dirty
pictures) to the moronic, and everytime the story runs dry, a sex-scene is
thrown in. And then there's of course that incredibly fake plastic
dinosaur ...
So nope, this is of course not a good film, but thanks to its
carelessness and unpretentiousness, it's fun to watch.
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Robots and rats,
demons and potholes, cuddly toys and shopping mall Santas,
love and death and everything in between,
Tales to Chill Your Bones to is all of that.
Tales to Chill Your Bones to -
a collection of short stories and mini-plays ranging from the horrific to the darkly humourous,
from the post-apocalyptic to the weirdly romantic,
tales that will give you a chill and maybe a chuckle,
all thought up by the twisted mind of screenwriter and film reviewer Michael Haberfelner.
Tales to Chill Your Bones to
the new anthology by Michael Haberfelner
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