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The Profane Exhibit

Canada / Italy / Germany / Spain 2014
produced by
Amanda Manuel (executive), Stephen Biro (supervising) for Harbinger Pictures, Unearthed Films
directed by Jeremy Kasten (wraparound segment), Anthony DiBlasi (segment Mother May I), Yoshihiro Nishimura (segment Hell Chef), Uwe Boll (segment Basement), Ruggero Deodato (segment Bridge), Sergio Stivaletti (segment Tophet Quorum), Ryan Nicholson (segment Goodwife), Marian Dora (segment Mors in Tabula), Nacho Vigalondo (segment Sins of the Father), Michael Todd Schneider (segment Manna)
starring wraparound segment: Derrick Bailey; segment Mother May I: Ellen Greene, Christine Ahanotu, Tayler Vee Robinson, Jennifer Bliman; segment Hell Chef: Eihi Shiina, Maki Mizui, Hiroaki Murakami, Jiji Bu, Norman England; segment Basement: Tara Cardinal, Clint Howard, Caroline Williams, Eddie Ed O'Brien, segment Bridge: Valentina Lainati, Beatrice Deodato, Leonardo Capoccia; segment Tophet Quorum: Marta Paganelli, Simpicio De Rosa, Antonio Tentori, Luigi Pastore, Federica Di Valerio, Miriam Panasonic, Giordana Vrognale, Marco Cristian Salvati, Alessandro Catalano, Davide Caruccio, Joe Hanger, Francesca Paolucci, Andrea Pieroni, Carlo Baldacci; segment Goodwife: Monique Parent, Tina Krause, Dan Ellis; segment Mors in Tabula: Carina Palmer, Thomas Goersch, Witalij Kühne, U. Bernard, L. Dora; segment Sins of the Father: Josep Seguí Pujol, Dídac Alcaraz; segment Manna: Amanda Manuel, Madeleine Horn, AmberLynn Walker, Ashley Tallas, Samantha Marcellin, Rob Doak, April Lynmne Radzanowski, Josalynn David, Ben Tatar, Leeana Ninness, Mel Heflin, Renee Robyn, Lily Scott, Stephanie Bertoni
written by Amanda Manuel, Anthony DiBlasi (segment Mother May I), Yoshihiro Nishimura, Scott Swan, Amanda Manuel (segment Hell Chef), Uwe Boll, Scott Swan, Amanda Manuel (segment Basement), Ruggero Deodato, Paolo Zelati (segment Bridge), Amanda Manuel, Carlo Baldacci Carli, Sergio Stivaletti (segment Tophet Quorum), Ryan Nicholson, Scott Swan, Amanda Manuel (segment Goodwife), Marian Dora (segment Mors in Tabula), Nacho Vigalondo, Scott Swan, Amanda Manuel (segment Sins of the Father), Amanda Manuel, Ryan O. Neil, Michael Todd Schneider (segment Manna), music by David Klotz, Sven Fuzz-Kristiansen, Vivian Fuzz-Kristiansen, Maurizio Guarini, Kevin MacLeod, David Graham

review by
Mike Haberfelner


  • Mother May I: Sister Sylvia (Ellen Greene) runs her convent school with the strictest of hands, and her rules include unruly students stripping and flogging themselves. But she herself listens to a much darker authority than her students could even dream of ...
  • Hell Chef: A school girl (Maki Mizui) kills her would-be rapist (Hiroaki Murakami) in self defense. Enter the Hell Chef (Eihi Shiina) to show her how to make a tasty meal out of him ...
  • Basement: Father (Clint Howard) and mother (Caroline Williams) lead a perfectly happy life - so happy in fact that they keep their daughter (Tara Cardinal) locked up in the basement as father's sextoy ...
  • Bridge: A woman's (Valentina Lainati) so overcome by childhood memories of an old castle that upon revisiting it it affects her adult life ...
  • Tophet Quorum: All she (Marta Paganelli) wanted was to find out what has happened to her allegedly stillborn child - but she sure didn't expect a satanic cult and wolf-people ...
  • Goodwife: John's an old-fashioned man (Dan Ellis) who just believes women should know their place. And that's why he abducts a woman (Tina Krause) he believes to be of low mores, to torture and kills her in his basement. Then though his devoted wife Lisa (Monique Parent) finds out about this - and wants in on the fun ...
  • Mors in Tabula: In Nazi Germany, a young boy (L. Dora) is "euthanized" for his mental and physical challenges for the good of his country - but not the good of his mother (Carina Palmer) ...
  • Sins of the Father: A man wants to have revenge on his father who sexually abused him as a boy - only the revenge doesn't go quite as planned ...
  • Manna: A swanky nightclub also proves to be a hunting ground for human sacrifices ...

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Now one thing's for certain, The Profane Exhibit is not a movie for everybody, and even if one's into horror this is one disturbing movie, as when it comes to the evil of humankind there's hardly a low this film doesn't sink to. But to label this film as pure exploitation would be missing the point, as in all its depictions of cruelty, the film's segments are well told and rather than being sensationalist they are disturbing for mirroring the evils of humankind. And of course, some segments of this very diverse array of directors from all over hit home harder than others, but this is definitely a movie that will stay with its audience for quite some time after watching.

 

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