Hot Picks

- Ready for My Close Up 2019

- Talk of the Dead 2016

- Party Bus 2022

- Rise of the Beast 2022

- A Light Through Coloured Glass 2022

- Too Rough 2022

- Guns of Eden 2022

- The Big Shave 2022

- The Monk and the Samurai 2022

- Follower 2022

- Christmas Cruelty! 2013

- The Christmas Tapes 2022

- The Family Man 2022

- The Sleep Experiment 2022

- Bloodlines: The Jersey Devil Curse 2022

- Metayouu 2019

- The Curse of Jeffy 2022

- Intermate 2022

- Upon Arrival 2019

- All Jacked Up and Full of Worms 2022

- Like Father, Like Daughter 2022

- Night of the Tommy-knockers 2022

- The Castle 2022

- The Monster Inside Me 2022

- Trusted Hands 2022

- Another Christmas 2021

- All Eyes 2022

- Trash Arts Killers: Volume Three 2022

- The Pay Day 2022

- EDYH 2022

- Deep Fear 2022

- Incredible But True 2022

- Blood-Red Ox 2021

- Home is Where I Lay 2022

- Terrifier 2 2022

- Sleep. Walk. Kill. 2022

- Evil Dead Trap 2: Hideki 1992

- Kappa 2021

- Room Service 2022

- Catfish Christmas 2022

- Wicked Ones 2020

- Magnum Opus: The MOVie 2022

- Babezilla vs the Zombie WHorde 2022

- Moonchild 1994

- Bridge of the Doomed 2022

- The Guest Room 2021

- Dead Bride 2022

- The Area 51 Incident 2022

- The Killing Tree 2022

- Ripper Tour 2018

- First Impressions Can Kill 2017

- A Killer Conversation 2014

- Star Crash 1979

- Strangler of the Swamp 1946

VampyrZ on a Boat

USA 2022
produced by
Mark Allen Michaels, Stefan Colson, Gi Gi Gadek (executive) for Firebreathing Films
directed by Mark Allen Michaels
starring Dallas Valdez, Carrie Keagan, Curt Lambert, Robert Acres, Andrea Leithe, Kendall Wells, Buddy Clements, Joey Whittemore, Lisa Hoyle, Bryan McGowan, Larz Yungbliut, Kate Rees Davies, Seamus Cattaneo, Michael Wood, Aaron Kai, Mattison Walker, Michael Coleman, Paul Kirwin, Diane Ayala Goldner, Mark Silver, Christy St. John, Julie Romano, Jonny Heinen
written by Mark Allen Michaels, special effects makeup by Michelle Sfarzo

review by
Mike Haberfelner

Available on DVD !

To buy, click on link(s) below and help keep this site afloat

Always make sure of DVD-compatibility !!!

Max (Dallas Valdez) and Del (Curt Lambert) are hired to provide security on a cruise ship that the gouvernment has repurposed as a huge medical research lab. It really sounds like an easy job as the ship's only manned by a skeleton crew and just the necessary staff, no passengers. Sure, the captain (Robert Acres) seems to be a tad on the mad side, but is harmless enough, and on the plus side, Max finds the love of his life on the ship, Sara (Carrie Keagan), so really what could go wrong on the cruise? The answer is of course, everything, as the gouvernment-employed doctor (Andrea Leithe) is doing experiments on vampires, and as vampires do, they escape and soon wreak havoc on the ship's staff and crew, killing or turning one after the other. Even Max and Del fall prey to them occasionally, but they have the doctor as their back-up who always brings them back to (human) life in the nick of time. Sara on the other hand is not so lucky, and before long is turned - and now it's personal for Max ...


Now I think it's safe to say one doesn't expect too subtle a horror drama from a film with a title as blunt as VampyrZ on a Boat - and the movie sure enough lives up to the promise of its title, it's certainly not a re-invention of the genre but it moves along at a brisk pace, with characters that might lack much depth but work well in the context, and as a whole the thing is carried by plenty of suspense and vampire action. But what really makes the movie is that it's quite aware it's not the next Citizen Kane, but it's driven by enough irony to let the plot's inherent silliness slide, and it sure succeeds in entertaining its audience over its circa 70 minute running time.


Quick Links

Abbott & Costello

Alice in Wonderland

Arsène Lupin



Black Emanuelle

Bomba the Jungle Boy

Bowery Boys

Bulldog Drummond

Captain America

Charlie Chan



Dick Tracy

Dr. Mabuse

Dr. Orloff

Doctor Who


Edgar Wallace made in Germany

Elizabeth Bathory



Flash Gordon


Frankie & Annette Beach Party movies

Freddy Krueger

Fu Manchu





El Hombre Lobo

Incredible Hulk

Jack the Ripper

James Bond

Jekyll and Hyde

Jerry Cotton

Jungle Jim


Kekko Kamen

King Kong

Laurel and Hardy

Lemmy Caution


Lone Wolf and Cub

Lupin III


Marx Brothers

Miss Marple

Mr. Moto

Mister Wong


Nick Carter

OSS 117

Phantom of the Opera

Philip Marlowe


Robin Hood

Santa Claus

El Santo

Schoolgirl Report

The Shadow

Sherlock Holmes


Star Trek

Sukeban Deka



Three Mesquiteers

Three Musketeers

Three Stooges

Three Supermen


Wizard of Oz

Wolf Man

Wonder Woman




review © by Mike Haberfelner


Feeling lucky ?
Want to
any of my partnershops yourself
for more, better results ?

The links below
will take you
just there !!!

Find VampyrZ on a Boat
at the amazons ...


Great Britain (a.k.a. the United Kingdom)

Germany (East AND West)

Looking for imports ?
Find VampyrZ on a Boat here ...

Your shop for all things Thai

Something naughty ?
(Must be over 18 to go there !)

x-rated  find VampyrZ on a Boat at

Thanks for watching !!!



Robots and rats,
demons and potholes,
cuddly toys and
shopping mall Santas,
love and death and everything in between,
Tales to Chill
Your Bones to

is all of that.


Tales to Chill
Your Bones to
a collection of short stories and mini-plays
ranging from the horrific to the darkly humourous,
from the post-apocalyptic
to the weirdly romantic,
tales that will give you a chill and maybe a chuckle, all thought up by
the twisted mind of
screenwriter and film reviewer
Michael Haberfelner.


Tales to Chill
Your Bones to

the new anthology by
Michael Haberfelner


Out now from




On the same day
a Burglar wants to kill you
and your Ex wants
to make up ...
... and for the life of it,
you can't decide


A Killer Conversation

produced by and starring
Melanie Denholme
directed by
David V.G. Davies
written by
Michael Haberfelner
Ryan Hunter and
Rudy Barrow

out now on DVD