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Was Schulmädchen verschweigen
Secrets of a Sweet Sixteen
What Schoolgirls Don't Tell
West Germany 1973
produced by Lisa Film
directed by Ernst Hofbauer
starring Waltraud Schaeffler, Marie Ekorre, Elisabeth Volkmann, Christina Lindberg, Marina Blümel, Ulrike Butz, Claudia Fielers, Sonja Jeannine, Maja Hoppe, Erich Padalewski, Peter Hamm, Peter Kranz, Jörg Nagel, Sascha Hehn, Ekkehardt Belle, Wolfgang Jansen, Willy Harlander, Enzi Fuchs, Arthur Brauss, Hans Schellbach, Philippe Gasté, Günther Kieslich, Tonio von der Meden, Hans Elwenspoek, Monika Hagen, Elma Karlowa, Bruno W.Pantel, Pirko Zenker, Christine von Stratowa, Paul Lys, Werner Abrolat, Willy Schultes, Otto W. Retzer
written by Erich Tomek, music by Gerhard Heinz
review by Mike Haberfelner
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- Gerlinde and friend (Waltraud Schaeffler) catch a child molester
(Erich Padalewski) red-handed - and seduce him
to keep him from running away until the police arrives.
- Because
she wants to keep her mom (Elisabeth Volkmann) from cheating on her dad, Cornelia
(Marie Ekorre) sets out to seduce the man (Peter Hamm) who mommy has
an affair with - but the situation gets out of hands when he rapes
her - but at least mom isn't interested in him anymore after that
incident ...
- Max (Jörg Nagel) shags Lil (Marina Blümel) with his impotent friend Sascha
(Peter Kranz) secretly watching so
that guy can overcome his nervousness when it comes to naked girls. It
seems to work, and soon Sascha is about to lose his innocence with
Babs (Christina Lindberg) - when it turns out he's actually more in
love with Max ...
- Burgi (Ulrike Butz) and Rosel (Claudia Fielers) have sex with their
respective boyfriends (Sascha Hehn, Ekkehardt Belle) in their
village's post office, and eventually, the klutzy local mailman
(Wolfgang Jansen) gets the blame for everything.
- In order to have a sexual adventure, virgin Rosi (Sonja Jeannine) agrees to
be the nude altar-piece at a Black Mass - not knowing of course that
that also means she's gonna be the centerpiece of a ganbgbang.
Fortunately, her jealous Italian boyfriend (Philippe Gasté) comes to her rescue.
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Another German sex anthology about schoolgirls that tries to copy the
popular Schoolgirl
Report-formula to the t - this one shares not only the
director and many of the actresses with the series but also its
"expert" (Günther Kieslich) whose narration is holding together
the segments (though inexplicably, that character is abandoned halfway
through the movie). And somehow, this movie succeeds in being a perfect Schoolgirl
Report-clone - even if I don't know whether this is
essentially a good thing - inasmuch as it treats its sleazy and sometimes
rather serious subjects in a very light-footed and extraneous way, making
it clear that at the end of the day, this is nothing but a vehicle to show
some naked girls. In all, not a great film, not even a memorable one,
but nostalgic fun nevertheless.
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