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Schulmädchen Report 5. Teil: Was Eltern wirklich wissen sollten
Schoolgirl Report Part 5: What all Parents should Know
West Germany 1973
produced by Wolf C.Hartwig for Rapid Film
directed by Ernst Hofbauer, Walter Boos
starring Ulrike Butz, Puppa Armbruster, Cleo Kretschmer, Günther Möhner, Elisabeth Welz, Günther Kieslich, Maria Raber, Ingrid Steeger, Frank Nossack, Rinaldo Talamonti, Rosl Mayr, Philippe Gasté, Peter Kranz, Sonja Jeannine, Erika Blumberger, Helmuth Brasch, Willy Harlander, Andrea L'Arronge, Manfred Spies, Ludwig Wühr, Ekkehardt Belle
screenplay by Günther Heller, music by Gert Wilden
Schulmädchen-Report/Schoolgirl Report
review by Mike Haberfelner
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Those German schoolgirls are at it once again ...
- On a fieldtrip, Petra (Ulrike Butz) seduces the assistant teacher
(Gunther Möhner) in a barn. After a while, two of her friends (Puppa
Armbruster, Cleo Kretschmer) join in on the fun. The whole thing becomes a
scandal though, when the girls' class teacher (Elisabeth Welz) catches
them while they are at it ...
- Gabi and Peter are in love and want to do it. But both of them
are so terribly inexperienced, so their first attempt turns into a
desaster ... so the both of them secretly take shagging lessons from experienced
persons, Peter from his aunt Erika (Maria Raber) and Gabi from her
parents' lodger (Günther Kieslich, the school psychologist from Schulmädchen
Report 1). A week later, after both of them have made their experiences,
their first time together is fantastic ...
- At first, Eva Steiner (Ingrid Steeger) just wants to tease her
religion teacher, chaplain Steinmann (Frank Nossack), but the more he
refuses her the more she is determined to get him into bed ... until she
breaks into his appartment and awaits him in his bed, all naked. This is
too much even for the priest to resist - but on the next day he's gone, he
has himself transferred to another parrish actually. But Eva has really
fallen in love with him, so she finally traces him down and wants him
back. The priest refuses - until he finds out Eva is pregnant, that is ...
then he decides to "rather be a good husband than a bad priest."
- Instead of being in class, Uschi and Inge decide to spend an hour
with plumbers Luigi (Rinaldo Talamonti) and Franz, to you-know-what ...
which leads to some mild slapstick when their short-sighted principal
(Rosl Mayr) finds them but hasn't got the faintest idea what is going on.
- Steffi's first time was with an experienced man, Edgar (Philippe
Gasté), but then he left her just like that because he was married with
children. Now Steffi is shagging around, desperately looking for the
fulfillment only Edgar could give her. Eventually though, a of her
classmates learn that she is quite promiscuous, and gangrape her ...
- Ruth is the last virgin in her class, which is why she is constantly
teased by her classmates ... until she lets herself be persuaded to be
deflowered by Henry der Bumser (Henry the Fucker, played by
Peter Kranz). But once Henry has her up in his room, he notices what a
nice girl she is, and the two fall in love ...
The Schulmädchen Report-series was never quite as great
as one wants to believe , seeing it in a nostalgic light, but with this
movie, the series has considerably run out of steam even compared to the
earlier movies: All of the stories are quite weak and the occasional
humour is dreadful, and at least the last 2 episodes are virtual remakes
of episodes in earlier films (the gangrape was also in Schulmädchen
Report 4, Henry der Bumser was Der Feger von Bogenhausen
in Schulmädchen Report 2).
Still, if you like mindless early 1970's sexploitation, you might end up
kind of liking this film against all better knowledge.
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