Hot Picks

- There's No Such Thing as Zombies 2020

- Ready for My Close Up 2019

- The After Dark 2024

- For Prophet 2024

- The Culture of Hip Hop: The Staten Island Story - Part 1 2024

- #ChadGets-TheAxe 2022

- The Guyver 1991

- Double Exposure 2024

- Live One 2024

- Queen Rising 2024

- The G 2023

- Talk of the Dead 2016

- Midnight Feature 2024

- Deadland 2023

- The Red Lips of the Octopus 2023

- A Gangster's Kiss 2024

- Homework 1982

- Vindication Swim 2024

- Bermondsey Tales: Fall of the Roman Empire 2024

- As I Believe the World to Be 2023

- 2015: Future Uncertain 2024

- Guy Friends 2024

- A Rocky Mountain Affair 2024

- The Moor 2023

- Insane Like Me? 2024

- Grandma's Cookies: A Christmas Tale 2024

- The Keepers of the 5 Kingdoms 2024

- Arena Wars 2024

- Static Cling 2024

- Realm of Shadows 2024

- The Girl in the Trunk 2024

- Buying Time 2024

- 4 Minutes of Terror: Death Throes 2024

- Lost in Tomorrow 2023

- Ufologists 2022

- Rhapsody in Justice 2024

- Life of Belle 2024

- Unspeakable: Beyond the Wall of Sleep 2024

- Princess Halle and the Jester 2024

- Tormented 1960

- Sira 2023

- MR-9: Do or Die 2023

- Homesick 2015

- Exteriors 2023

- Brotherly Lies 2022

- Pandemonium 2024

- All the Fires 2023

- Isleen Pines 2023

- I Was a Soldier 2024

- The Seductress from Hell 2024

- Dreaming of the Unholy 2024

- Part-Time Killer 2022

- Cosmos 2021

- First Impressions Can Kill 2017

- A Killer Conversation 2014

- Star Crash 1979

- Strangler of the Swamp 1946

Killer Darts

Hong Kong 1968
produced by
Shaw Brothers
directed by Ho Meng-Hua
starring Chin Ping, Yueh Hua, Shen Yi, Chang Pei-Shan, Peng Peng

review by
Mike Haberfelner

Quick Links

Abbott & Costello

The Addams Family

Alice in Wonderland

Arsène Lupin

Batman

Bigfoot

Black Emanuelle

Bomba the Jungle Boy

Bowery Boys

Bulldog Drummond

Captain America

Charlie Chan

Cinderella

Deerslayer

Dick Tracy

Dr. Mabuse

Dr. Orloff

Doctor Who

Dracula

Edgar Wallace made in Germany

Elizabeth Bathory

Emmanuelle

Fantomas

Flash Gordon

Frankenstein

Frankie & Annette Beach Party movies

Freddy Krueger

Fu Manchu

Fuzzy

Gamera

Godzilla

Hercules

El Hombre Lobo

Incredible Hulk

Jack the Ripper

James Bond

Jekyll and Hyde

Jerry Cotton

Jungle Jim

Justine

Kekko Kamen

King Kong

Laurel and Hardy

Lemmy Caution

Lobo

Lone Wolf and Cub

Lupin III

Maciste

Marx Brothers

Miss Marple

Mr. Moto

Mister Wong

Mothra

The Munsters

Nick Carter

OSS 117

Phantom of the Opera

Philip Marlowe

Philo Vance

Quatermass

Robin Hood

The Saint

Santa Claus

El Santo

Schoolgirl Report

The Shadow

Sherlock Holmes

Spider-Man

Star Trek

Sukeban Deka

Superman

Tarzan

Three Mesquiteers

Three Musketeers

Three Stooges

Three Supermen

Winnetou

Wizard of Oz

Wolf Man

Wonder Woman

Yojimbo

Zatoichi

Zorro

Available on DVD!

To buy, click on link(s) below and help keep this site afloat (commissions earned)

Always make sure of DVD-compatibility!!!

Arch villain Chau Chiu kills hero Liou Ching-Hung's house, but when Liou wants to avenge himself, the fight ends in a tie ... so Liou, bringing along his student Chi Feng, his son Yu Long & his servant Ah Fum (Peng Peng) wandeers the country for years, trying to find the arch villain ... with little success.

Eventually, too, his student Chi Feng grows horny & tries to rape a woman, & when her husband tries to interfere, slashes him. Master Liou saves the woman from being raped, but Chi Feng uses one of his master's trademark killer darts to kill her, then he disappears ...

Unfortunately, the woman has left a daughter, Yu Sien, whom Master Liou, trying to make up for his student's crime, takes under his tutelage ... but little does he know that the girl harbous revenge against the killer of her parents, & her only clue is a killer dart, one of his killer darts.

... 10 years come & go, Yu Long & Yu Sien (now played by Chin Ping) have grown into young adults, have fallen in love with each other, their father/master has given up his plans for vengeance & settled down, & iot seems the worst thing that can happen is them being threatened by a gang of second-rate gangsters ... gangsters who Yu Long & Yu Sien can easily defeat thanks to  their superior martial arts skills ... that is until Miss Lin (Sheng Yi) the daughter of Liou's mentor, falls for Yu Long too, & tries everything in her power to get him to marry her ... & even if Yu Long is not interested, Yu Sien is overcome by jealousy, & runs off ... & right into the arms of Chi Feng, not only the killer of her parents but also in league with hte local bandits - & boy, does he know how to manipulate her - he persuades her to show him the dart that killed her mother & identifies it (correctly, from a merely technical point of view) as one of Master Liou's ... & soon he has generated enough hate in her to use against Master Liou - which can go both ways, as once when Liou is captured by the local bandits, she, ignorant to the faact that they are in league with Chi Feng, frees him, to not let anyone spoil her revenge.

Eventually though it turns out that Chi feng is also in league with arch villain Chau Chiu, & Chau Chiu soon challenges Liou to a duel, to finish what he has begun 10 year earlier ... & it is then that Yu Sien tells Chi Feng the weakness of Master Liou's swordfighting technique ... immediately afterwrds, he tries  to have her killed, but she is saved by Yu Long & Miss Lin (!), who has finally realized she will never win Yu Long over ...& ultimately, Yu Sien is convinced too that Chi Fend & not her master has killed her parents - much to her shock.

The fight between Master Liou & arch villain Chau Chien has already begun, when Chi Feng races Yu Long & Yu sien to get there, & to make it a little bit more exciting, Chi Feng posts his men to watch his back - of course to no avail -, but when he finally reaches the duelists & tells Chau Chien how to defeat master Liou, Yu Sien is already there to save her master's life, & together, Yu Sien, Yu Long & master Liou defeat the baddies ...

 

Fun martial arts/swordsplay film with people throwing all sorts of funny darts as killer weapons ... but ultimately not all that significant & rather old-fashioned, with its characters relying more on heroic posturing than on good storytelling - let alone character development - which is not essentially saying it can not be entertaining in a rather simplistic way.

 

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

Feeling lucky?
Want to
search
any of my partnershops yourself
for more, better results?
(commissions earned)

The links below
will take you
just there!!!

Find Killer Darts
at the amazons ...

USA  amazon.com

Great Britain (a.k.a. the United Kingdom)  amazon.co.uk

Germany (East AND West)  amazon.de

Looking for imports?
Find Killer Darts here ...

Thailand  eThaiCD.com
Your shop for all things Thai


Thanks for watching !!!

 

 

In times of uncertainty of a possible zombie outbreak, a woman has to decide between two men - only one of them's one of the undead.

 

There's No Such Thing as Zombies
starring
Luana Ribeira, Rudy Barrow and Rami Hilmi
special appearances by
Debra Lamb and Lynn Lowry

 

directed by
Eddie Bammeke

written by
Michael Haberfelner

produced by
Michael Haberfelner, Luana Ribeira and Eddie Bammeke

 

now streaming at

Amazon

Amazon UK

Vimeo

 

 

 

Robots and rats,
demons and potholes,
cuddly toys and
shopping mall Santas,
love and death and everything in between,
Tales to Chill
Your Bones to

is all of that.

 

Tales to Chill
Your Bones to
-
a collection of short stories and mini-plays
ranging from the horrific to the darkly humourous,
from the post-apocalyptic
to the weirdly romantic,
tales that will give you a chill and maybe a chuckle, all thought up by
the twisted mind of
screenwriter and film reviewer
Michael Haberfelner.

 

Tales to Chill
Your Bones to

the new anthology by
Michael Haberfelner

 

Out now from
Amazon!!!