
Hot Picks 
|
|
|
The Loch Ness Horror
UK 2023
produced by Tyler-James for Dark Abyss Productions
directed by Tyler-James
starring Dan Gittens, Becca Hirani, May Kelly, Beatrice Fletcher, Howard j Davey, Matthew Baunsgard, Giedre Jackyte, Tara MacGowran, Rob Kirtley, Mike Kelson, Lila Lasso,
written by Tyler-James, music by James Cox, special effects by Bethany Smith, visual effects by Steve Clarke, Paul Knott
Loch Ness Monster
review by Mike Haberfelner
|
 |
Available on DVD ! To buy, click on link(s) below and help keep this site afloat |
Always make sure of DVD-compatibility !!!
|
|
|
 |
|
A submarine goes missing on a routine diving mission in Loch Ness,
Scotland, UK, and now Bryce (Dan Gittens) and Lara (Becca Hirani),
specialists in the retrieval of sunk vessels, are tasked with tracking
down the submarine. What they don't know of course (but their contractees
do) is that the submarine was actually sunk by the Loch Ness monster. What
they also don't know is that the crew of the survey ship they're on, led
by Captain Ewan (Rob Kirtley), are actually tasked with tracking down the
Loch Ness monster once the submarine has been located. Thing is, this
mission wasn't properly planned, as when the monster turns up it's quick
to first kill the team's diver (Lila Lasso), then present itself to damage
the boat and somehow injure Captain Ewan to then circle the boat in
waiting - but waiting for what. Well, it turns out the injury has infected
the captain with some parasite, a parasite, that much to the shock of ship
medic Ava (May Kelly) bursts from his stomach to go on the prowl to one by
one pick out, maul and kill the rest of the crew. And those who haven't
been killed yet have nowhere to go, what with the monster outside only
waiting for them to abandon ship as a healthy snack ... Now I
won't lie, this movie won't score very high on the originality charts, as
it's basically an old-fashioned monster movie paired with motives and
scare tactics from the classic Alien.
But what the film may lack in originality it makes up in entertainment
value: It pretty much goes into the thick of it immediately, then keeps up
a fast pace to keep one glued to the screen, offering a healthy blend of
suspense sequences, sudden shocks and bits of violence, all well-placed.
And of course, an able cast and quite cool sets also help make this one a
rather enjoyable genre piece.
|
|

|
review © by Mike Haberfelner
 |
Feeling lucky ? Want to search any of my partnershops yourself for more, better results ?
|
The links below will take you just there !!!
|
|
 |
Thanks for watching !!!
|
|
|
Robots and rats,
demons and potholes, cuddly toys and shopping mall Santas,
love and death and everything in between,
Tales to Chill Your Bones to is all of that.
Tales to Chill Your Bones to -
a collection of short stories and mini-plays ranging from the horrific to the darkly humourous,
from the post-apocalyptic to the weirdly romantic,
tales that will give you a chill and maybe a chuckle,
all thought up by the twisted mind of screenwriter and film reviewer Michael Haberfelner.
Tales to Chill Your Bones to
the new anthology by Michael Haberfelner
Out now from Amazon!!! |
|