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Dolphinman Battles the Sex Lobsters
USA 2016
produced by
Dylan Mars Greenberg, John P. Brennan, Michael Herz (executive), Lloyd Kaufman (executive) for Troma
directed by John P. Brennan
starring Gibson Merrick, Doug Sakmann, Zac Amico, Amanda Flowers, Elizabeth D'Ambrosio, John P. Brennan, K-Flo, Lloyd Kaufman
written by John P. Brennan, music by John P. Brennan, Kevin MacLeod, theme by Dylan Mars Greenberg, special effects by Dylan Mars Greenberg
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Dolphinman, Sgt. Kabukiman
review by
Mike Haberfelner
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Somewhere in Tromaville, Sgt Kabukiman NYPD (Doug Sakman) has sex with
his favourite hooker (Elizabeth D'Ambrosio), only to then find out ... he
has lobsters on his penis. He pays a visit to a doctor of his trust (Zac
Amico) ... to find out that that doctor has put a tiny replica of
Tromaville on the sergeant's dick to ... then shrink himself to create
clones of Kabukiman in miniature Tromaville and fuck them to Kingdom Come.
Kabukiman, not happy about that, calls upon his friend Dolphinman (Gibson
Merrick) to shrink himself and battle the Lobster Queen (Amanda Flowers)
in tiny Tromaville - but Dolphinman and the Lobster Queen fall in love,
even if they were planning to kill one another. But that doesn't mean by a
longshot the danger's averted, because there's still the mad scientist
with his evil scheme and his army of lobsters ... Of course, Dolphinman
Battles the Sex Lobsters is every bit as crude in humour as the title
already suggests - and that's totally the fun of it, it's just a
no-holds-barred genre comedy that doesn't take into account that the
special effects might not be up to par for a production like this, the
costumes and masks just look cheap, and the production value's on the
limited side ... and actually, the film's entertainment value doesn't
suffer from any of this, it's still frigging hilarious, mainly because
it's self-consciously silly but unpretentious enough at the same time to
not only get away with it but have the audience in on the joke. Great
fun, really! And if this has gotten you at all interested, you
might just want to watch the movie on Troma Now:
https://troma.vhx.tv/dolphinman-battles-the-sex-lobsters/videos/dolphinman-battles-the-sex-lobsters-
youtube
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