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Batman XXX: A Porn Parody

USA 2010
produced by
Axel Braun for Vivid
directed by Axel Braun
starring Dale DaBone, James Deen, Lexi Belle, Tori Black, Evan Stone, Randy Spears, Kimberly Kane, Andy San Dimas, Syren Sexton, Levi Cash, Stewart Tain, Jack English, David Alan, Alex Knight, Hawthorne Ramon, Ron Jeremy
screenplay by Axel Braun, based on the comic created by Bob Kane for DC-Comics, music by Mr. Bones

Batman, Robin, Catwoman, Riddler, Joker, Batgirl

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Bruce Wayne's (Dale Dabone) fiancee Lisa (Kimberly Kane) is kidnapped by the Riddler (Evan Stone), and is quick to give herself up to him, sexually, not as exchange for her freedom, just for a softer mattress. Fortnuately though, Bruce Wayne is secretly Batman, and he and his sidekick Robin (James Deen) are quick to pick up the Riddler's trail - but then Batman walks into a trap ...

Desperate to find and free his friend, Robin teams up with Batgirl (Lexi Belle) - in more ways than one -, and they think the best way to find the Riddler is via his ally, the Joker (Randy Spears) - but ultimately they are captured by the Joker's other ally, Catwoman (Tori Black).

Having caught the Batman, Robin and Batgirl, the Joker wants to kill them on the spot, much to the dismay of Catwoman, who wants the Batman for herself, and when the Joker refuses to give him up, she frees the three superheroes, who give the baddies a sound beating, then send them to the police, all but Catwoman of course, who they decide to first reward with a threeway ... at the end of which, Catwoman gets away.

Veteran pornstar Ron Jeremy has a cameo sticking his head out of a window, but he's not performing (sexually) in this one.

 

This film is fun! A next to perfect recreation of the Batman TV-series in style, mood, story and dialogue, and even the mostly less-than-perfect acting of the pornstars seems to perfectly mirror the camp performances of the series. That all said of course, all the fun is repeatedly interrupted by hardcore sex scenes (which make up the majority of the film, naturally), which are nothing but straight fucking (yet in costumes) ... and somehow this takes the air out of the proceedings and destroys the pacing - something this film has in common with most porn parodies though, and one might argue with some justification that the fucking is the actual backbone of the film and the story just trimming - but then why make this one plot-based in the first place? A word about the sex scenes then: They are all competently handled at least, the girls are all pretty hot, and especially both Lexi Belle and Tori Black (who have their respective scenes at the end of the film) look pretty hot in and out of costume.

In all, this is fun as stated above, but you might want to like porn in order to really appreciate it.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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