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Lust for Dracula

USA 2004
produced by
Michael Raso (= Michael Beckerman) for ei Independent Cinema (Seduction)
directed by Tony Marsiglia
starring Darian Caine, Misty Mundae (= Erin Brown), Julian Wells, Andrea Davis, Casey Jones, Shelly Jones
written by Tony Marsiglia, music by Don Mike

Dracula

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Mina Harker (Misty Mundae) is not the happiest of housewives, being treated with neglect by her husband Jonathan (Julian Wells - not a man at all, but a rather good-looking woman, & she doesn't even try to hide it ... which whould be hard in her many nude scenes), instead being put on a diet of weird pills from his own pharmacy company. So Mina retreats into a fantasy world where a straw-doll is her baby, & it seems little surprising that eventually starts seeing a naked woman (Darian Caine), who claims to be Dracula & seduces her with the occasional sip of blood & steamy lesbian sex.

Vampire Sarah (Andrea Davis) meanwhile has killed Beth's (Casey Jones) family, & almost her too, but then became intrigzued by Beth's innocent beatuy & thus seduced her into becoming her companion.

Back at Mina's, her sister Abigail (Shelly Jones - who is not Misty's real-life sister at all but the sister of co-star Casey Jones - who gets to sit on her face butt naked) stops by to meet Jonathan with whom she had an affair going on, but only finds Dracula ... & is soon determined what's really going on in her sister's life/house.

When Jonathan comes home from work that evening, he & Mina are having a rowe, during which Mna has to realize Jonathan is not the man she has married at all - in fact he is not a man at all - & Mina confesses to Jonathan she is pregant from Dracula (who isn't a man, neither), since Jonathan had failed to make her pregnant. Rather untouched by that confession, Jonathan leaves, while Dracula, who has grown fond of Mina, plans to kill Abigail for her ... but nstead only gets killed herself.

In the end it turns all out to be just an elaborate scheme of Jonathan to test his/her new hallucinogenic pill on Mina, & now that he/she has the result, he tossesgher away, leaving her for Sarah & Beth to kill.

Desperately, Mina tries to persuade Beth that she is not a vampire at all & that Sarah killed her family, & event ries to turn Beth against Sarah, but somehow her little speech lacks conviction as she caries (& in the end delivers) Dracula's child, & ultimately Mina falls prey to Sarah & Beth.

 

A slick softcore sex-movie, no doubt, but for some reason, it at the same times falls between too many stools: whjile the direction is very flashy & stylish & the sex is ultra-erotic, the attempts to make an art-movie seem rther valiant but failed: All the symbolism & surrealism incorporated in the movie seem rather forced upon, lacking any real conviction, & hte erratic story of the movie is by far not as mysterious as it was intended to be, & often seems silly rather than anything else.

Shot back-to-back with Tony Marsiglia's Chantal by the way.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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