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Schulmädchen Report 8. Teil: Was Eltern nie erfahren dürfen

Naughty Coeds
Schoolgirl Report Part 8

West Germany 1974
produced by
Wolf C.Hartwig for Rapid Film
directed by Ernst Hofbauer
starring Puppa Armbruster, Claus Tinney, Gisela Schwartz, Marianne Dupont, Jürgen Feindt, Elke Deuringer, Jürgen Schilling, Wolf Ackava, Astrid Boner, Werner Singh, Rolf Castell, Joachim Hackethal, Jörg Nagel, Marisa Feldy, Liz Kertege, Christine Szenetra
written by Henry Racleur, F.B.Alleman, music by Gert Wilden

Schulmädchen-Report/Schoolgirl Report

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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These naughty schoolgirls are at it again, and this time they are taking a bustrip to their summercamp.

Almost immediately, Evi (Puppa Armbruster) has laid her eyes on teacher Steinbach (Claus Tinney), but as long as they are all in the bus, there's nothing she can do, so the girls all tell sex-tales to each other:

- First there's Gisela, who will stop at nothing to seduce Rolf (Werner Singh), trainee gardener at her father's company, and she will stop at nothing until he eventually shags her.

- Then there's Annette, who has met Jürgen, a decent boy and the man of her dreams.They ae seriously in love with each other, but then he impregnates her and now she doesn't dare to tell it to her parents (Wolf Ackva, Astrid Boner).

- The third story concerns a wallflower-like biology teacher (Elke Deuringer) and two schoolgirls who set her up with a man (Jürgen Schilling), who has little problems seducing her ... but the two also seriously fall in love with each other. And at the end of the story, the buttoned-up wallflower-teacher has turned into a seductive vamp ...

- Then there are two girls going skinny-dipping, but while they are in the water, a voyeur (Jürgen Feindt) steals their cloths and wants some small favours before he gives them back. Instead, the girls have him chase them - int he nude, of course - through the woods until they come across two boys who beat him up and throw him in the lake ... and then the boys shag the girls as a reward. This story features lots of bad slapstick.

- Finally there's the story of Susanne, who has started a (sexual) relationship with her father's boss, a much older man. Eventually though she has grown tired of it - but at least she was successful in saving her dad's job.

... ultimately, the girls arrive at the summercamp, where Evi desperately tries to get into bed with Steinbach, only to eventually find out he turns her down because he screws another schoolgirl, Inge (Gisela Schwartz). But when she blows the whistle on the both of them, she has to find out that htey are actually married.

And finally, the story of pregnant Annette has to come to an end: Annette has been sneaking out of her room one night to be with Jürgen, who has followed her and is camping nearby. The next morning though, she is found with him in his tent by her teacher - and thus her parents are informed and have to learn that she is pregnant. Her dad's furious, but her mom decides to support her with all the money she has brought into the marriage - and Jürgen wants to marry Annette anyways ...


Now don't get me wrong, none of the Schulmädchen Report films are actually good films (in the conservatiove sense of the word), but some are actually excellent fun. This one however is one of the lesser efforts of the series, the stories are rather boring, the hilarious pseudo-documentary approach of earlier episodes is totally missing and even the framing story is weak (though probably not tpp many people watch the series because of the framing story). A bit of a disappointment.


review © by Mike Haberfelner


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