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SpiderBabe

USA 2003
produced by
Michael Raso (= Michael Beckerman), John Bacchus for ei Independent Cinema (Seduction)
directed by Johnny Crash
starring Misty Mundae (= Erin Brown), Julian Wells, Darian Caine, Shelby Taylor, Kelli Summers (= Suzi Lorraine), Adam Cox, John P.Fedele, Michael R. Thomas, John Link, Ruby LaRocca
written by Terry M. West

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Bitten by a radioactive spider, virginal & mousey schoolgirl Patricia Porker (Misty Mundae) develops superhuman powers, enabling her to climb walls at the greatest of ease, fight with superhuman strength, shoot webs from her pussy (!), but she also becomes increasingly horny. First she - now costumed & calling herself SpiderBabe to obscure her true identity - tests her newwon powers (yes, including the horniness) in the wrestling arena against Queen Bee (Shelby Taylor), but when her uncle is killed by a man she could have apprehended, she swears to use her powers only for good ... & to get laid. So besides crimefighting she soon starts a relationship with schoolmate (& part time male prostitute) Mark (Adam Cox), a boy she had secretly admired for a long time. But anybody who has ever read a comic knows that superheroes usually bring along supervillains, so lesbian company president Ms Knoxx (Julian Wells), sister of Patricia's best friend & frequent lover Darian Caine, has herself injected a serum by scientist Michael R.Thomas that turns her into villainess Femtilian, & she has nothing better in mind than to destroy SpiderBabe. Good thing she learned about the Babe's relationship with Mark & abducts him to lure SpiderBabe into a trap, but she gets her deserved beating in the end & is thrown off some high building, which she of course does not survive.

 

Over the past few years, Seduction Cinema has earned a reputation of making erotic (lesbian) spoofs of current blockbusters that often tend to be better than their source-material (which, admittedly, is not all that hard to do, given the rather poor source- material), e.g. Gladiator Eroticus, Misty Mundae Mummy Raider, Play-Mate of the Apes, Erotic Survivor or Lord of the G-Strings (incidently, all of them starring Misty Mundae & Darian Caine) amongst others. SpiderBabe unfortunately doesn't quite live up to the quality of these movies, in part because it in many scenes stays too close to its source (not only the 2002 blockbuster Spider-Man, but also the original 60's Marvel Comic by Stan Lee & Steve Ditko), & let's be honest, although many people say otherwise, this source on a plot level is very poor & overly clichéd. Also the combination of the narration & the sex-scenes is not as expertly handled as in the above movies, it's rather one interrupting another then complimenting another - & while shooting webs from the pussy is a funny idea, the idea was mysteriously dropped soon after being indtroduced. Still, it's not all bad, with some genuinely funny scenes & Misty Mundae & Julian Wells giving their dependably strong performances (especially Wells, playing her villainess in an over the hilt camp way). Adam Cox, on the other hand, as handsome boy Mark, does not know shit about acting, proving that the idea of having heterosexual relationships in Seduction-movies is not necessarily a good idea & Seduction's male regulars are best in nerdy supporting roles (proven by genuinely funny performances by such familiar faces as John P.Fedele, Michael R.Thomas & creepy John Link in cameos).

 

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