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Stridulum
The Visitor
Italy 1979
produced by Ovidio G. Assonitis, Samuel Z. Arkoff (executive), Samuel Goldwyn jr (executive), Edward L. Montoro (executive) for Brouwersgracht Investments, Film Ventures International, Swan American Film
directed by Giulio Paradisi
starring Mel Ferrer, Glenn Ford, Lance Henriksen, John Huston, Joanne Nail, Sam Peckinpah, Shelley Winters, Paige Conner, J.A. Townsend, Joe Dorsey, Johnny Popwell, Wallace Wilkinson, Steve Somers, Lou Walker, Walter Gordon sr, Hsio Ho Chao, Calvin Embry, Betty Turner, Steve Cunningham, Neal Boortz, Jack H. Gordon, Steve Beizer, Bill Ash, Charles Hardnett, Franco Nero, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
story by Giulio Paradisi, Ovidio G. Assonitis, screenplay by Luciano Comici, Robert Mundi, music by Franco Micalizzi
Jesus Christ
review by Mike Haberfelner
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Now this one's almost impossible to summarize: As Jesus Christ (Franco
Nero) explains in the prologue, aliens have visited earth and somehow
inseminated earth women without their knowledge, and their offspring can
turn out good or evil. Now one such offspring is Katy (Paige Connor),
daughter of upper class Barbara (Joanne Nail), who has grown a bit
suspicous of her daughter of late. But then Barbara throws a big birthday
party where one present for Katy is replaced with a loaded gun, and in a
freak accident Katy shoots Barbara in the back, paralyzing her for life.
Fortunately, Barbara has a caring boyfriend, Raymond (Lance Henriksen),
who desparately wants to marry her and impregnate her, but she refuses him
time and again. However, Raymond's not actually in love with Barbara, he's
merely acting on behalf of a committee led by Barbara's personal physician
Dr. Walker (Mel Ferrer), who want Barbara to have more evil children
because ... well, that's up to anyone's guess. Meanwhile, Detective
Durham (Glenn Ford) figures Katy must have had something to do with the
accident that put her mother into a wheelchair, so he follows her around -
without any level of discretion, so it's easy for Katy to evade him. And
eventually, Durham dies in a freak car accident caused by ... Katy's pet
hawk. Eventually, the committee decide Raymond's doing too slow a job in
getting Barbara pregnant, so they have her raped by two service truck
drivers (Johnny Popwell, Lou Walker) - but she promptly makes a visit to
her ex-husband (Sam Peckinpah) for an abortion. Of course, where there's
so much evil, good cannot be far, as to noone's knowledge, Barbara's
housekeeper Jane (Shelley Winters) is of the same alien race as Katy, but
was born good and now sees to it that nothing bad happens (but doesn't do
a very good job of it), and then there's old man Jerzy (John Huston), a
godlike overseer of the planet that Katy's race is originally from, who
seems to appear to Katy everywhere, once as her babysitter even, and who
eventually engages in a deadly game with her ... Now if you're
only slightly confused by above synopsis, it doesn't do the movie justice,
as it's a narrative mess that was obviously inspired by the then recent
success of The Omen and somehow feels like a hastily repurposed
alien invasion script rushed into production to cash in on that movie
(please note, there's no evidence for this claim, it's only a suspicion at
best). However, what this movie lacks in plot it does make up in both
visuals and direction, as this film often looks stunning, inventive even,
and its suspense and action are expertly handled. Plus the star-studded
cast alone is mouth-watering, and they all deliver, too. Now sure, this is
a film that one best switches one's brain off while watching, but then
it's unexpectedly enjoyable.
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