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Schulmädchen Report 6. Teil: Was Eltern gern vertuschen

Schoolgirl Report Part 6: What Parents would Gladly Hush Up
Erotic Young Lovers

West Germany 1973
produced by
Wolf C.Hartwig for Rapid Film
directed by Ernst Hofbauer
starring Sonja Jeannine, Bert Lock, Marie Ekorre, Shirley Corrigan, Felix Franchy, Sascha Hehn, Kurt Meinicke, Sven Dolan, Rinaldo Talamonti, Elisabeth Welz, Puppa Armbruster, Josef Moosholzer, Ulrike Butz, Reiner Brönneke, Maria Raber, Achim Neumann, Gerd Arnau, Britt Corvin, Günther Kieslich, Klaus Münster, Uli Steigberg
screenplay by Günther Heller, music by Gert Wilden

Schulmädchen-Report/Schoolgirl Report

review by
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Achim (Bert Lock) and Sybille (Sonja Jeannine) are caught having sex in a classroom of their school, so at a parent-teacher-meeting, the grown-ups try to decide with these premature students ... but ultimately, they are just telling sex-stories about schoolgirls to each other (hey, I want to be invited to this kind of parent-teacher-meetings):

- There's Ingrid (Marie Ekorre), who doesn't much like heterosexual sex, but she does like her teacher Mrs Lensing (Shirley Corrigan) and desperately tries to seduce her ... without much success. Then though she learns that Mrs Lensing has an illicit affair with another (married) teacher (Felix Franchy) at her school, so she takes photos of them doing it, then tries to bribe Mrs Lensing into sexual submission. When Mrs Lensing refuses, she shows the photos to the principal ...

- Then there's Hans (Kurt Meinicke), the ladykiller of the school, but Annette thinks he loves only her ... until she finds him having sex with one of her friends. Now she wants to pay him back, and Leopold (Sven Dolan), Hans's best friend, promises to help her if she has sex with him - which she has. Then Leopold gathers all those whom Hans has stolen the girlfriends from, and they gang up to give Hans a good beating - but during that, Hans accidently falls off some cliffs to his death.

- An Italian windowcleaner (Rinaldo Talamonti) sneaks into the classroom while a short-sighted teacher (Elisabeth Welz) lectures an all-girl class in sexual education. One after the other, the windowcleaner secretly shags the girls behind the stationary cupboard.

- Marlies is caught by her drunkard father having sex with her rich boyfriend Herbert. The father is furious, but Herbert gives him some money to get out of the embarassing situation ... which gives the father an idea, why not rent out his daughter as prostitute. With no other alternatives, Marlies has to accept, but she dies of shame on the inside ... until she crosses paths again with Herbert, who promises to marry her to get her away from her pimp father.

- Lilo (Ulrike Butz) falls in love with her teacher Wedekind (Reiner Brönneke), and it is not long before she has seduced him. They start a hot affair, but eventually Wedekind's wife (Maria Raber) finds out and threatens to leave her hubby together with their kid should he not ditch the girl - and so Wedekind does, leaving Lilo devastated, and while walking down some road, she breaks down ... but is picked up by young Carsten (Achim Neumann), and eventually they become a couple ...

After all these stories, and after Doctor Bernauer (Günther Kieslich - in the same role as in Schulmädchen Report 1) stops by to give them some statistics, neither parents nor teachers do know what to do with Achim and Sybille, whose only crime - as the narrator assures us - was love ...

 

Of course, if you have seen a few Schulmnädchen Report-films, Part 6 is just more of the same:silly stories mainly told to show naked girls, a pseudo scientific and moralistic background to make the sleazy stories acceptable, occasional stupid plottwists, stilted dialogue and of course bad comedy. But still, if you know what to expect and like early 1970's sex-flicks, you might just love this one.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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